Almost done!

Talbot: The bear is beaten into unconciusness. Showtime bends down, grabs what remains of the Goat and slams it into the head of Homely! Horns hit him right in the temple! Shamus sees the battle and runs off! he's looking for the real world title! AAA and Showtime pick up Homley...SPIKE PILEDRIVER! Homley is down! AAA and Showtime watch Shamus take off and they get the hint! All three go their seperate ways looking for the title!

(footage of all three running through the forest.)

Sam: There's Showtime! He runs smack into that delivery boy who was here earlier!

Boy: RUN! RUN!

Showtime: WHAT?

BEAR: RARRRRGH!

Sam: BEAR BEAR! And it wants the kids lasagna! Showtime and the boy run like hell with the bear nipping at their heels!

talbot: From behind a tree...a foot comes out and trips The Delivery Boy! The Boy crashes into Showtime! Both fall to the ground and are trampled on by the bear! The crushing by the bear sets Showtime's lazer pointer off and it shines right int he bears eye! The bear stops eating and growls! He picks Showtime up and repeatedly smashes his head into a sycamore tree until his body goes limp! Shamus laughs and is about to leave, then he notices what is at the bottom of the pan of lasgana...THE WORLD TITLE!

Sam: Shamus grabs it and flees! It's just him and triple A left!

(Footage of Shamus sneakily walking through the woods, avoiding bears and triple A!)

Talbot: he's only a few hundred yards from the gate! he can see Psycho Mime giving commentary to the deaf!

Sam: Shamus assumes AAA must be out and he starts booking it for the enterance! He's only a hundred yards away... and he gets hit in the back of the neck with a flying brick! Shamus goes down. AAA steps out from behind a tree and sneers! He picks up Shamus... ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!Shamus is out! AAA picks up the belt! he's the new world champ! He runs to the gate..and just yards from it...HE RAMS intot he stomach of a Grizzly bear!

AAA: AHHHH!

beaR: ARRRRRRGH!

Talbot: With one mighty swoop the bear smashes triple A in the head! Adam drops the belt and goes flying into an oak tree where he hits it hard enough to dent the bark! AAA falls down, limp! What now?? The Bear looks at the title. He sniffs it. He picks it up and starts chewing on it! The bear is heading back into the woods...

Sam: well..I guess this match is a draw!

Talbot: The bear is leaving...but it turns it's head back one last time and see Psycho Mime! Remember...Mimes and Bears are arch enemies! The bear growls and runs towards the mime, still holding the title!It bursts through the gate and tackles Psycho mime!

DING DING DING!

sam: What the hell? I didn't call for the bell???

Announcer: HEre is your winner...and first ever FWO champion...A NORTH AMERICAN GRIZZLY BEAR!

(Fans go nuts! They cheer and camera go off. Bear looks up from his snack of Mime du jour. It has no idea what is going on.)

Sam: I'll be damned! It IS the champ! Everyone's out cold and it crossed the finish line with the title! Well...good for it!

(A ref raises the Bear's arm. Bear growls...and knocks the ref to the ground.)

Talbot: You gonna congradlate the new champ?

Sam: NAh...it's safer here. Besides...I got mauled yesterday!

Talbot: Well folks..we have a world champion..and it's a BEAR! I don't believe it!

Sam: This rules! Go bear!

Talbot: We are out of time folks! This is Lord talbot saying...GOOD NIGHT!

(Card fades out with a big closeup of our utterly confused world champion. it just wants to go back to the forest and eat fish.)

THE END!!