It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor.
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?...
It's a neighborly day in this beauty wood,
A neighborly day for a beauty.
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?...
I've always wanted to have a neighbor just like you.
Mr. Rogers: HI neighbor! I'm so excited! New neighbors moved in next door!
They have a dog, and they look ever so friendly! the best thing about new
neighbors is making new friends. so I invited them over to meet all of you!
Since we're together we might as well say:
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?
Won't you please,
Won't you please?
Please won't you be my neighbor?
DING DONG
mr Rogers: That must be them now! GREAT! (walks to the stairs)
I'm so excited! maybe they'll want to come to the land of make-believe with us!
(Opens the door)
mr. Rogers: HELLO NEW NEIGHBOR!
(From out of nowhere jumps HID and begins to mault he feces out of Mr. Rogers.)
mr Rogers: JESUS F*CKING CHRIST! AHHHH! (*&((&(&*! GET THIS (BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP)iN PIECE OF (BLEEP) AHHHHH! AHHH! MY NECK! MY NECK
DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY!
HID: RARRRFHG! RRRR! ARRRR! SNARL! RRR!
mr. Rogers: OHGODOHGODNOTLIKETHISIDON'TWANNADIELIKETHIS!
HID: RARRRRRR!
(Mauling continues as the screen starts to fade and a voice is heard)
Voice: THE FWO...we're the new guys in town...and we're BULLIES!
HID: AWOOOOOOOH!
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(back to the card)
Talbot: dear god....
Sam: Funny...that's just what the FCC said....oh well! let's go to the main event!
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the FWO's first Main Event
of the new Era. (please alter this line to your needs) Introducing
first weighing in at 275lbs and hailing from Sheepshead Bay, New York
he is a former FWO TV Champion and World Renowned Philanthropist, HE
is Michael Raphael Gabriel Better Known as ARCHANGEL!!
Sam: And he works cheap! What a sport!
( "Possum Kingdom" By the Toadies blares over the PA system as The
Handsome Archangel makes his way to ringside to huge Pyortechnics. He
stops and signs a multitude of autographs slapping the hands of all
the fans and finally walks up the ring steps and grabs the Microphone.)
Archangel: (motions to the crowd to quiet down) Well, Hello City of
Brotherly Love!!!!!
(crowd erupts)
Archangel: It has beena while since I have been to this wonderful
town but boy If I havent seen a better group of fans anywhere in the
world!!!!!
(crowd continues to go wild)
Archangel: Now people listen up I want to thank you on behalf of the
FWO for sticking with us through everything. You all recognize
quality entertainment when you see it and for that I am deeply
appreciative. The time has come for the FWO to come into its own and
shine and Under the new Management I think you are all going to see a
bunch of innovative ideas and wild times. So without further ado
Bring out my old Friend Diarmuid Blackthorne and lets give these
people the main event they have been waiting for. Time to push the
record up to 3-0-1.
Sam: what the hell is he talking about! This is the NEW FWO. That old FWO has nothing
in common with this one. it's like the two NWA's...
("black cat" by Janet Jackson starts playing. The fans start to boo. Pyro
starts bursting and out comes BlackThorne)
(Blackthorne grabs a mic from the outside and climbs the ring steps.
He stand there face to face just slightly looking up at Archangel. An
evil smile breaks across his face as he brings the microphone to his
lips.)
Blackthorne: Arch you pompous @$$Hole.
(crowd has mixed reactions to this)
Blackthorne: You hold that record over my head like past glory means
anything here. Arch the time has past for you reign. this is Not the
RCWA. You are now in the fed that I have dominated and own.. I am
such a force here. They wanted me to run it too. The FWO belongs to me
Arch and no amount of money or kissin up to these fans is going to
change that.
(crowd boos)
sam: Actually...I own this fed. even when BT had an FWO..I STILL owned a good portion of it!
Archangel: Diar that is all well and good. But the fact of the matter
is you have never beat me. and im going to continue that trend
tonight.
Blackthorne: Not so fast. I am not the same man you once called
friend.I am not the same man you have fought along side in the past. I
hurt, I maim, I cause suffering. that is who I am now. And this time
is no different
Archangel: What are you talkin about?
Blackthorne: Tonight Michael I give you a choice. A choice that could
possibly haunt you for a long time to come.
(Archangel tunrs to the crowd then back to Blackthorne. The stern
look on his face indicates his uneasiness with the situation)
Blackthorne: Tonights match will not just be for fun Arch. It will be
for much more than that. It will be for something you hold near and
dear to your heart.I said I had you right where I want you and I
wasn't kidding. I said youll suffer and you will. Lower Her now!!
(Blackthorne points above the entrance way as A Blonde with curly hair
is lowered from the rafters kicking and thrashing. Arch looks in
disbelief and goes to run down the aisle when he is grabbed by
Blackthorne)
Sam: MAGIC!
talbot: You idiot...
Blackthorne: Ok Arch Ill answer your first question.Yes that IS your
missing beloved wife Alison. I have had her since the day you were
expecting her a few weeks ago. Remember that thump in my trunk. you
got it she wanted out. Now before you go running up that aisle here
are your options 1) You can run up there and cut her down but Mr.JoJo
over here is going to start the match and if you get counted out you
lose can your pride handle that. 2) You can stay here and lay down for
the 3 count and I Will give her back to you IF you try and wrestle
you will NEVER see her again because by the time the match is done
she'll be gone.. The decision is yours JoJo ring the bell.
(Archangel is at a loss for words. the bell sounds and he looks at
Blackthorne with hatred in his eyes he turns and sees the cable begin
to rise and sprints towards the entranceway as JoJo starts the 10
count. Arch unhooks the cables and unties the hood on her head that
only left her hair exposed as the count reaches 5.. He takes
the tape off and the woman begins to laugh 7.. Archangel's eyes
open wide as he turns to the ring and sprints 9... He gets to
the ring as the bell sounds counting Archangel out as Blackthorne
slides out of the ring..)
Announcer; The winner of the match...by COUNTOUT and #1 seed in the CyberFight Tourney...
BLACKTHORNE!
Archangel: You son of a bitch!!! Where is she.. You damn liar that
wasn't her.. Diarmuid give her back to me..
Blackthorne: I told you you will know what suffering is is. Is she
alive? Is she dead? Is she chained up somewhere? You will never know.
and until I hand her back over to you. you might never know..
sam: where the hell is the wrestling? Soap operas are for dames!
Archangel: Diarmuid. This. This isnt funny. this goes beyond wrestling
Give me my wife back NOW!
Blackthorne: Are you making demands of me ? Wrong place wrong time!
Archangel: You got your win over me what else you want? Millions?
Billion? Take it. take it all every last dollar I have to my name..
Sam: MONEY? For a measly chick? You can BUY a new wife Arch! You can covert to Moronism and buy many wives!
talbot: You mean MORMON!
Sam: No...he's a MORON if he's trade sweet sweet money for a chick.
Blackthorne: YOU CANT BUY ME DAMN YOU.. Never Could .. NEVER WILL...
Youll hear from me soon. in the meantime sleep tight. sweet dreams.. I
know mine will be..
(Archangel races out of the ring but Blackthorne throws a smoke bomb
when the air clears he is gone but his laughter booms over the pa
system as A distraught Archangel stands staring at a Photo of Alison
that Blackthorne had left ringside bound and gagged.)
Archangel: DIAR.. You son of a bitch! DIAR COME BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!
(Archangel runs to the back ignoring everyone as he runs after BT.)
talbot: Dear God...this is sick and wrong!
sam: I'll say! the entire mood of the night has been ruined! This crap should be on Sunday!
HiD: RRRR?
talbot: A man's wife has just been kidnapped Sam!
Sam: YEAH! If BT knew waht was good..he would've had it done on SUNDAY! Oh well...at least it brought it
both ratings and money! And folks...sunday's card will be just as great!
HID: RRRRR! (Starts chewing various electrical cords)
Sam: HEY! NO! BAD!
talbot: Well folks, we're out of time! We'll catch you next week, but remember Sunday Night Slobberknocker
is just a few days away!
HID: RARRR! *tear*
Sam: AHHH! LIVE WIRE! LIVE WIRE!
*FADE OUT*