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gracefully exited the Super Six of the Cricket World Cup, the Sri Lankan captain was quoted as saying that he would now retire from representative cricket to concentrate on achieving the impossible dream, that of winning the World Marbles Championships in the year 2096. "We will set up a marbles development committee funded by Sri Lanka's pre-eminent Poor 200, members of the elite poorest 200 people in the world! My father will be patron, my unemployed brother the Chairman and I, who expect to be unemployed by the 3rd of June 1999 will be the Captain" he said. The goal of the committee is to ensure that it's members are sufficiently well fed, widely travelled and entertained to ensure that they make the best decisions in the interests of Sri lanka's overwhelming desire to be Marbles winners. "We expect to have a master plan completed by the year 2069, when my son and daughter will be retiring from their positions in the Marbles committee to allow their children take over the reins. We will then commence a breeding program selecting the most nubile and winsome wenches from the hintreland of Lanka to receive my personally frozen sperm and a new generation of world beaters will be born" he explained. So watch out world, the Sri Lankans will be coming again.....in 2096!!!! |
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