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Women's English 1. "Yes" = No.
2. "No" = Yes. 3. "Maybe" = No. 4. "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now. 5. "Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later. 6. "We need to talk" = I need to complain. 7. "Sure...go ahead" = I don't want you to. 8. "I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron! 9. "Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs. 10. "This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house. 11. "I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper. 12. "I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep. 13. "Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive. 14. "How much do you love me?" = I did something you're not really going to like. 15. "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful. 16. "You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me. 17. "Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead. |
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