Kidnappers
and 
What To Do About Them.

KICK THEM BEFORE THEY GET YOU!

DO NOT EVER GET INTO A CAR OR GO SOMEPLACE WITHOUT TELLING YOUR MOM AND DAD FIRST. IF SOMEONE TRIES TO --- CLAW THEIR EYES OUT, SCREAM AND KICK Tell your parents or whoever is taking care of you before you go someplace, even if its just the Dairy Queen across the street. Its pretty scary for parents to not know where you are and its even scarier if someone takes you someplace and doesn't want to let you go home. When you go out to play take a friend or a grownup that your parents trust with you. Did I hear someone say, "None of the parents I know will let their kids play outside alone?" Its cool to play with friends your age and its cool to make friends your age in the park. Kidnappers like to catch children when they are playing alone. Lots of times they are teens or some guy around the neighborhood. And they don't like German Shepherds or Dobermans with three inch long teeth either. So tell your parents or whoever is taking care of you before you go someplace.

NEXT!!  STRANGER DANGER!!! Everyone knows about not going with strangers. OB-VEE-US!!! Don't go with anyone at all unless you tell your mom and dad. That way if they do kidnap you, your parents can find you, the cops can find you and the kidnapper can get tossed in jail where he or she belongs.

There is a story around that STRANGERS trick little children with candy, sweets and stuffed bears. You know, like they put drugs or poison in the candy and the kid eats it and falls asleep and gets kidnapped. Or when they reach out to take the candy the kidnappers hand goes swoosh like in a Freddy Kruger movie and he grabs the kid. Guess what? It might be true !!!!!  Watch out for weirdoes who try and give you candy, especially if they are wearing a trench coat. Just joking, because kidnappers could be wearing anything like a pair of Hawaiian swimming trunks and a tee-shirt with Batwoman on it. They might be wearing a pair of Calvin Klein jeans and a Bond Brothers shirt and Gucci Shoes. They might even be wearing a dress. So don't take no candy from anyone without telling mom and dad.

But what about the person that you know from the park or wherever?? Don't go with them either. Most of the time the people that kidnap little kids is maybe the teenager down the block, or some other neighbor or person that looks just like everyone else. Like maybe they have this good mask on but underneath the mask they look like a monster. Right? So don't go with anyone without telling mom and dad.

Did you know that kids get LOST sometimes and everyone thinks they got kidnapped??? Especially in places like Ohio where there are woods everywhere and its flat as a pancake. There is something you can do when you get lost. Stay exactly where you are. Make a nice warm place to sit, use some strings to hang up things where people can see them, sing some loud songs like Michael Row the Boat Ashore, Old MacDonalds, or all the lyrics you remember from The Spice Sisters. Make a line of rocks while you're singing. Then you'll be saved in no time. But what if the person that finds you is a stranger??? Climb a tree, silly.

The worse thing you can do is get in a car with a stranger or anyone else. That is really dumb. DUMB DUMB DUMB, like kidnappers take the door and window handles off so you can't get out.  Don't even go near a car if it stops and someone you don't know very well is INSIDE of it. If they want directions tell them from a distance. If they get out of the car, run to another stranger or just plain run towards where people might be and make a lots of noise. If they get near you and try to grab you, kick them where the sun never shines, bite their hand, gouge their eyes out. If they do get you in a car keep kicking them, pound on the windows, don't let them drive. They might hit you, but you might get away before they really hurt you. So don't even go near a car if it stops and someone you don't know very well is INSIDE of it.

Did I scare you? Good. Now go watch some ghost movies on Nickleodeon and don't worry about it because 1) It isn't gonna happen, and 2) If it does happen you know what to do.

 

CLICK

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