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The Hellmouth Petting Zoo
Welcome to my evil petting zoo, featuring all the evil creatures of the Hellmouth. (Well, most of them.) I'll be your tour guide and I do ask that you keep your hands, feet, and heads in the bus. We've had a few "accidents" in the past. Thank You. 
We will start our tour with the snakes that plagued Sunnydale High (in I Only Have Eyes For You). These little critters were brought upon us by a very angry/upset ghost named James. 
Next is Mommy Bezoar and her baby Bezoars. These sticky things hatched (episode Bad Eggs) and attached themselves to "hosts". They had all of Sunnydale doing they're bidding. Until the Slayer figured things out. 
Here we have the Amy rat. Amy is the resident Witch. She can call upon the Goddess Hecate and change herself into a rat. She used this to escape (episode Gingerbread) and to get the guy (episode Bewitched, Bothered, Bewildered). Willow still hasn't figured out how to change her back yet.
This here is the Evil Clown in Xander's Nightmares (episode Nightmares). He's kind of cool, but don't take any candy from him.
In this pool over here are the three fish members of the Sunnydale Swim team. (episode Go Fish) And believe me, it took quite a while to catch them too. But they are here. These guys eat a lot of fish food and love the ocean. Don't stick you're hands out, these fishies bite.
These cute little guys are Willow's frog fear. (episodes Nightmares, Killed by Death) Now how could anyone be scared of them. But you should fear everything on a hellmouth, I guess. 
Well this is Patches the Zombie cat (episode Deadman's Party). Patches smells bad and is gross looking, yet because it's a hellmouth critter, it lives here now. Nose plugs are provided on this tour. 
This is the brainwashing monster that almost started another Inquistion... or did and the Salem Witch Trails too. (episode Gingerbread) Since it is so big and ugly, we have a more pleasant version of it here too. Ignore it chanting, "Kill the Bad Girls!" please. 
These are the common hellhounds, but these in particuliar go after anyone wearing formal wear (episode Prom). I hope everyone knows this is a causal tour.
Everytime the hellmouth opens, these little beauty pops out (episode Prophecy Girl and The Zeppo). If one of it's heads comes near you're window, please use our complimentary baseball bats, thank you.
Welcome to our Possessed Hyena House. These critters were responsible for Xander and "The Winged Monkeys" being Hyena-like and eatting Principal Flutie (episode The Pack). Don't look them directly in the eyes. 
Oh look! It's everyone's favorite Order of Taraka member, Worm Guy! (episode What's my Line 1 and 2) Worm guy disguishes himself as a comestic sales man and easily slips past females. He had Cordy completely fooled. "You know, just when you think you've seen it all, along comes a worm guy!" - Xander
This is Dru's little bird in a cage. Even thou the bird doesn't sing for Dru anymore, doesn't mean it's lost forever. It has a special place, here, at The Hellmouth Petting Zoo.
This long snake creatue (episode Reptile Boy) popped out of a hole in the basement of the Delta Zeta Kappa fraternity house. Originally (David Greenwalt wanted), Reptile Boy was suppose to survive Buffy's attack, and here he has.
"I can just tell something's wrong. My spider-sense is tingling."- Buffy This is Buffy's spider sense (episode I Robot, U Jane) that tingles when there is trouble. Try not to touch it too much, you could distract it.
This is Dru's puppy she gives to Spike, so he can get better (episode Passion). "You have to eat something!"-Dru. Sunshine escaped unharmed and has a happy home here. You can really give his tummy a rub.
This is the Judge, after being blown up, his parts got shipped here. We haven't feed him any Humanity, so his power shouldn't reach out of his cage. Just, DON'T TOUCH HIM! You could lose you're soul.
Zombies are a brainless occurence that happens on the Hellmouth. (episode Deadman's Party) But they make up for no brains with intense power and need to kill people. Close your windows at this point, please.
This is the yellow skinned demon from Slayerfest '98 (episode Homecoming). The building he was in exploded and he found a new home here. Don't be alarmed if his weird knife hits your window.
The last creatures we will see on this tour is the common vampire. These are the most common critters ever seen on the hellmouth. I bet you'll see more of these things once you leave here. Vampires live for centuries and feed off humans by digging their teeth into their necks. My only warning to kill these guys are to carry a BIG stake. Maybe even two stakes.
Well, this is the end out our tour. Please come back and visit us again. We do expect a She-Mantis to arrive for our collection any day now. And if you have any evil critters to contribute, please go back to the main page and look for my contact info. 
Good luck in this big bad world and be careful. |
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