Ebirah: Hello, folks, today we've got a real treat for y'all
SpaceGodzilla: Treat, shmreat...
Ebirah: What is that supposed to mean?
SpaceGodzilla: It means that this movie was not even worth watching
Ebirah: What?! You looked pretty forward to it before you watched it!
SpaceGodzilla: That was then, this is now
Ebirah: Aww, you didn't like it?
SpaceGodzilla: It was okay, but so incredibly darn fake!
Ebirah: I can't belive you, these are TOHO movies, they aren't made
        to be Hollywood-quality
SpaceGodzilla: Hey, they did a pretty darn, fine job on my movie
Ebirah: So... you didn't like the movie, hmm?
SpaceGodzilla: NO I didn't, what are you gonna' do about it?
Ebirah: I'm gonna' introduce our guest, Anguirus!
SpaceGodzilla: WHAT?!
Anguirus: Hello, Spacie, I heard that you don't like my movie.....
SpaceGodzilla: A-hee hee hee.... did I say that?
Anguirus: I belive so.....
SpaceGodzilla: Hey, even if I did, I'm three-times your size!
Anguirus: Is that so?
Ebirah: Uh oh... looks like the janitor's gonna' want another raise. 
        I'd hate to have to clean up after this episode! 
SpaceGodzilla: Hey, what are you doing? I didn't know that you could 
        stand on your back legs
Anguirus: Just watch!
Ebirah: This reminds me of Godzilla Vs. Gigan
SpaceGodzilla: AAAUUGGGHHH!!! He's flying at me back first!!!!!
Ebirah: Ooo.... that's gotta' sting. I guess that I'll have to do this
        review solo
Anguirus: Oh, don't move, Spacie! I'll do it again!
Ebirah: Oh geeze,.... well, back to the review. Please disreguard any
        sounds of pain and torture in the backround! We are all 
        trained professionals! 
SpaceGodzilla: UUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!! IT HURTS!!!!!
Ebirah: Well, you've got this pilot hovering over a tropical island
Anguirus: Dis my movie, will ya'?! How's about I show my gratitude!
Ebirah: He happens to see some giant creatures there. One of them, he
        reports, looks just like the Godzilla that attacked years 
        earlier
SpaceGodzilla: Oh my gosh! I'm full of holes! AAAACCCKKK!!!
Ebirah: I guess that if you were a cow, you'd be a holy cow! HA HA HA!
SpaceGodzilla: C'mere you little....
Ebirah: Umm... just a minute, folks!
Anguirus: No way, I'm not done with you yet!
SpaceGodzilla: Uh oh
Ebirah: Whew, anyway, the creatures end up in Okasawa in not too long
Anguirus: I thought that it was Tokyo
Ebirah: Could be, I'll have to check later.....
SpaceGodzilla: OUCHIE! Get off of my neck! OFF!!!!!
Ebirah: Wow, all's we need are Tony and Gorosaurus, and we've got a 
        party going!
Tony: Hey, it's me, Tony de' mafia monster. Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom!
Gorosaurus: Howdy do, folks! 
Ebirah: Welcome, welcome.... Spacie's right over there!
SpaceGodzilla: AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Tony: C'mere, ya' little rotten....
Anguirus: He said that he didn't like G Raids Again!
Gorosaurus: WHAT?!...I'll have to fix that!
Ebirah: Okay, so they name the unknown monster Anguirus, and the two
        start fighting once again!
SpaceGodzilla: Ebirah, you lousy piece of trash! You got them all 
        on...OUCH!.... my case!
Gorosaurus: Hey, what's a review without some good Ebirah-stomping?
Tony: I'm all up for it!
Ebirah: Gulp... umm...
SpaceGodzilla: Ya', go get that scumball!
Anguirus: Hey, I'm not off of your case yet!
Gorosaurus: Get 'em both!
Tony: DESTROY ALL CRITICS!
Anguirus: Wahoo!
Gorosaurus: Oh boy, this isn't going to be pretty...
Spacie and Ebirah: Momma'!
(About 4 and a half hours later)
SpaceGodzilla: AAAUUUGGGGHHH!!!!! Give that back! It's vital!
Gorosaurus: Ooo.. anyone up for some lobster?
Anguirus: Sure, pass the butter, Tony!
Tony: Here ya' go
Ebirah: AGGGHH!!!!
(About 6 hour after that)
Gorosaurus: had enough yet?
SpaceGodzilla: YES! 10 HOURS TOO MUCH, in fact!!!!!
Ebirah: My shell! My poor shell!
Tony: I ain't done yet!
Anguirus: Another tail spike, Spacie?
SpaceGodzilla: NO! Please no more!!!
(About 3 hours after that)
Tony: Hmm.. it's been fun and all, but I outta' be gettin' back to da'
        boss
Anguirus: Oh mi gosh! It's that late?! I've been having too much fun! 
        The wife is gonna' kill me!
Gorosaurus: There goes a brave monster! Hee hee hee
Ebirah: Is it FINALLY over?!
SpaceGodzilla: I....I think so
Gorosaurus: Whew, this has been one heck of a review!
Ebirah: We still need to finish, though
SpaceGodzilla: Ok.... a good part, Godzilla finally kills Anguirus
Ebirah: They sure fought for their lives
Gorosaurus: I'll bet you know how that feels! Ha ha ha!
Ebirah: Hmph...
SpaceGodzilla: Well, they chase Godzilla to this big iceberg
Ebirah: And, because of an Avalanche, the Big G is stuck there until 
        it was time for him to duke it out with King Kong
Goroasaurus: That part made me... cry! It's just like Old Yeller!
SpaceGodzilla: Ya', but Godzilla didn't die, and the dog DID! HA HA 
        HA!!!!!
Gorosaurus: Alrighty then! Ebirah, tell the janitor to hold off for 
        another 3 hours. I have some..... unschedualed work to do...
Ebirah: Uh oh, I'd better be leaving now!
SpaceGodzilla: END IT! END IT!!!! PLEASE!
Gorosaurus: GGGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
SpaceGodzilla: HE'S GONNA' GET ME! HHEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!!
Gorosaurus: This one is for Yeller!
SpaceGodzilla: AAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Ebirah: Until next time folks!


THE END

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Anguirus whooped SpaceGodzilla times in one day! That's Guiness quailty there, I'll tell you!