WIDE LOAD: A father and son (about 6) were standing in the line at the
 bank. In front of them was a very large woman.She must have weighed 
about 400 pounds, as she rubbed both sides of the bars that contains 
the line waiting to order. She looked at the little boy and he asked
 her, "Why are you so fat?" Well, the father turned red and apologized 
to the woman, and she turned back around. A minute later the little
 boy turned to his dad and exclaimed, "Dad, her leg is bigger than me!"
 Again the father apologized to the lady and told his son to keep quiet
. A few minutes later, a "Beep! Beep! Beep!" was heard coming from the
 beeper on her purse. "Look out!" hollered the little boy, 
"She/s backing up!"