FORGIVE ME, I AM SINNING

A drunken man staggered in to a Catholic church and sat down in the
confession box, but said nothing. The bewildered priest coughed to
attract his attention, but still the man said nothing. The priest then
knocked on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to
speak.
Finally, the drunk replied, "No use knockin' mate, there ain't no
paper in this one either."