STRANDED TRAVELERS

Three men were traveling together, a priest, a farmer and a lawyer.
It was getting late when their car broke down near a farmhouse. They
asked the farmer there if they could spend the night.
Farmer Smith replied, "That's fine, but my guest room is only big
enough for two people, one of you will have to sleep in the barn."
The priest said, "I don't mind sleeping with God's creatures, I
will take the barn." So they all agreed and went to bed.

A little later there was a knock at the guest room door and there
stood the priest, "There is a chicken in there that won't stop
clucking! I'm sorry but I'm going to have to sleep in the guest room."
"That's OK," said the traveling farmer, "I'll sleep in the barn,
after all, I'm used to it." So they all agreed and traded places.
About an hour later there was a knock at the guest room door and
there stood the farmer, "I can't stand the odor from that cow in there
any more. I'm sorry but I'm going to have to sleep in the guest room."
"Well, I guess that leaves me," said the lawyer. So he went to
sleep in the barn.
About an hour later there is a knock at the guest room door .....
there stood the chicken and the cow.