The husband says "WHAT?"

The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman...

The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it

The next day the husband takes the her shopping to Nordstrom. He walks around as she tries on three very expensive outfits and then tells his wife to take all three of them

Next they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 a pair

Finally they go to the Jewelry Dept. The wife is so excited, she goes for the tennis bracelet

The husband says " You don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then lets get it."

The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says "I am ready, lets go to the cash register."

The husband says, "No - no - no, honey we're not going to buy all this stuff."

The wifes face goes blank

"No honey, I just wanted you to hold this stuff for a while."

Her face gets really red and she is about to explode