Piper Maru


Krycek's encounter with an oilen makes him feel "like a new man"

Mulder:  …Where are the lights?

Krycek:  Right here.

[Krycek is in the corner of the office, pointing a gun at Mulder.]

Mulder:  Krycek.  I thought guns were against the law here.

Krycek:  Yeah, well you know what they say.  When guns are outlawed…

Clone Episode Inspired:  Rough it!Krycek

Memorable Lines

Actually there are two.  I couldn't decide.

First when Mulder notes that guns were illegal in Hong Kong:  Yeah, well you know what they say.  When guns are outlawed…

After Mulder asks him if he's feeling better:  Like a new man

Hottie potential

I'd have to give him an eight.  Rough it!Krycek is -well rough.  He's got a bit of stubble which I ordinarily wouldn't mind but he looks as though he's been spending the night sleeping in bus stations or something.  One would think that selling government secrets would be a bit more -well lucrative.  Granted Krycek would be inclined to keep a low profile but that profile is a bit too low.

On the other hand, after he cleans up he does look rather tasty.

Crimes and Misdemeanors

Espionage:  Selling government secrets will get you that.

Weapons possession:  When guns are outlawed…

Other than that he didn't really do anything.  Well okay so he yelled at Jeraldine.  Not exactly a capital or even arrestable offense.  Mulder, on the other hand, was not very well behaved in this episode.


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