Llamadas de bart
al bar de moe de

las llamadas:

- Hey, everybody, I.P. Freeley!
- Hey, guys, I'm lookin' for a Jacques Strap.
- I wanna Seymour Butts.
- Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you
guys has gotta be Homer Sexual!
- Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
- Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face
- big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.
- Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
- Come on guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
- Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?
- Hey, everybody, put down your glasses. Ivana Tinkle!
- Aw, settle down. Anita Bath here? All right, fine, fine.
- Maya Butreeks?
- Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic
- Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!

y las respuestas:

- Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass, if I ever find out who you are, I'm gonna kill you!
- Listen, you lousy bum, if I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open!
- Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold ofyou, you're dead. I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half! - It's you isn't it ya cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood!
- Listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna put out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!
- You rotten little punk! If I ever get a hold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off!
- Listen to me, you little puke. One of these days, I'm
going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my nameon your back with an ice pick!
- Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use
your head for a bucket and paint my house with your
- You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are,I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick
starving dogs in your butt!
- Oh, so, you're looking for a Mr. Smithers, eh? First
name Waylan, is it? Listen to me, you; when I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and stick 'em down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap outta you, okay? Then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my