Football SMARTs Jeff's Sports Bar Wednesday, Sep 22, 1999
Copyright 1999 Week 2 Report Card
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Commissioner's Comments
OK... After week Two, we are STILL having MAJOR upsets in scoring. The league's low scoring team of the week was the Dream Team only scoring 11 points. The BullDozers (once again) plow ahead with a 62 point week high score. The Tornado whirles around leaving enough points on the bench that could have gotten him a win this week. Ellish Elm sprouts picked up a free agent last week that soared with 21 points and put him in a great coaching position with a 94% efficiency rating leaving only 3 points on the bench. There are some real good players available in the free agency but they won't last long. Lots of managers are going to go for revamping their teams. Watch the internet for postings of the available players on Wednesday. Roster changes and line-ups can be posted from the web site. Study the reports and buckle down for a ROUGH season. Until the NFL players decide to perform, we in the fantasy world are going to suck. Good luck in week 3 The Commish!


Week 2 Final Scores Next Weeks Games
The Rookies 47 Ellish Elm Sprouts 46 Marks Mercenaries at Bill's Buds at
Marks Mercenaries 37 Bill's Buds 15 Ellish Elm Sprouts Smokey's Bandits
Smokey's Bandits 45 Dennis' Diamonds 18 No Cowboys Here at Bobby's BullDozers at
No Cowboys Here 34 Bobby's BullDozers 62 Dennis' Diamonds Jiggy Jaguars
Jiggy Jaguars 26 Trent's Terror 30 Ty's Tornado at The Rookies at
Ty's Tornado 13 The J's Dream Team 11 The J's Dream Team Trent's Terror


Standings

Overall Games Division Games Non-Division Games
AFC W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA
The Rookies 2 0 0 100 110 90 1 0 0 100 63 53 1 0 0 100 47 37
Jiggy Jaguars 2 0 0 100 105 58 1 0 0 100 79 45 1 0 0 100 26 13
Bobby's BullDozers 2 0 0 100 89 38 1 0 0 100 27 20 1 0 0 100 62 18
Smokey's Bandits 1 1 0 50 65 61 0 1 0 0 20 27 1 0 0 100 45 34
Bill's Buds 0 2 0 0 68 109 0 1 0 0 53 63 0 1 0 0 15 46
The J's Dream Team 0 2 0 0 56 109 0 1 0 0 45 79 0 1 0 0 11 30

Overall Games Division Games Non-Division Games
NFC W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA
Marks Mercenaries 1 1 0 50 102 63 1 0 0 100 65 16 0 1 0 0 37 47
Ellish Elm Sprouts 1 1 0 50 77 57 0 1 0 0 31 42 1 0 0 100 46 15
No Cowboys Here 1 1 0 50 76 76 1 0 0 100 42 31 0 1 0 0 34 45
Dennis' Diamonds 1 1 0 50 74 75 1 0 0 100 56 13 0 1 0 0 18 62
Trent's Terror 1 1 0 50 46 76 0 1 0 0 16 65 1 0 0 100 30 11
Ty's Tornado 0 2 0 0 26 82 0 1 0 0 13 56 0 1 0 0 13 26


Recent Transactions
Wk Player Team Pos Activity Fantasy Team
2 Testaverde, Vinny NYJ QB Injured Reserve - Deactivate Ellish Elm Sprouts
2 Mirer, Rick NYJ QB Waiver - Acquire Ellish Elm Sprouts
2 Hicks, Skip Was RB Waiver - Release Ellish Elm Sprouts
2 Davis, Stephen Was RB Waiver - Acquire Ellish Elm Sprouts
2 Reed, Andre Buf WR Waiver - Release Smokey's Bandits
2 Dyson, Kevin Ten WR Waiver - Acquire Smokey's Bandits
2 Shehee, Rashaan KC RB Waiver - Release Bill's Buds
2 Rivers, Ron Det RB Waiver - Acquire Bill's Buds
3 Bennett, Sean NYG RB Waiver - Release Marks Mercenaries
3 Rhett, Errict Bal RB Waiver - Acquire Marks Mercenaries
3 Vanderjagt, Mike Ind K Waiver - Release No Cowboys Here
3 Jacke, Chris Ari K Waiver - Acquire No Cowboys Here
3 McNair, Steve Ten QB Injured Reserve - Deactivate The Rookies
3 O'Donnell, Neil Ten QB Waiver - Acquire The Rookies
3 Rison, Andre KC WR Waiver - Release Smokey's Bandits
3 Poole, Keith NO WR Waiver - Acquire Smokey's Bandits
3 Lane, Fred Car RB Waiver - Release Smokey's Bandits
3 Sloan, David Det WR Waiver - Acquire Smokey's Bandits
3 Griese, Brian Den QB Waiver - Release The J's Dream Team
3 Hobert, Billy Joe NO QB Waiver - Acquire The J's Dream Team
3 Anderson, Jamal Atl RB Injured Reserve - Deactivate Ellish Elm Sprouts
3 Huntley, Richard Pit RB Waiver - Acquire Ellish Elm Sprouts
3 Anders, Kimble KC RB Injured Reserve - Deactivate Ellish Elm Sprouts
3 Wheatley, Tyrone Oak RB Waiver - Acquire Ellish Elm Sprouts
3 Faulk, Kevin NE RB Waiver - Release Ty's Tornado
3 Hanspard, Byron Atl RB Waiver - Acquire Ty's Tornado
3 Shepherd, Leslie Cle WR Waiver - Release The J's Dream Team
3 Sanders, Barry RB Waiver - Acquire The J's Dream Team


Week 2 Scoring Detail
Marks Mercenaries 37 Bill's Buds 15 No Cowboys Here 34 Bobby's BullDozers 62
QB Flutie, Doug Buf 6 QB Aikman, Troy Dal 0 QB Favre, Brett GB 0 QB Bledsoe, Drew NE 16
RB Smith, Emmitt Dal 15 RB Davis, Terrell Den 6 RB Murrell, Adrian Ari 0 RB Smith, Antowain Buf 9
RB Bennett, Sean NYG 0 RB Dunn, Warrick TB 0 RB Watters, Ricky Sea 0 RB Alstott, Mike TB 6
WR Mathis, Terance Atl 0 WR Anthony, Reidel TB 0 WR Owens, Terrell SF 12 WR Muhammad, Muhsin Car 15
WR Schroeder, Bill GB 0 WR Johnson, Keyshawn NYJ 0 WR Westbrook, Michael Was 6 WR McCardell, Keenan Jax 0
WR Carter, Cris Min 0 WR Smith, Rod Den 0 WR Sanders, Frank Ari 0 WR Moss, Randy Min 0
K Hollis, Mike Jax 10 K Anderson, Gary Min 5 K Elam, Jason Den 7 K Gramatica, Martin TB 10
OD Mia Defense Mia 6 OD Sea Defense Sea 4 OD SF Defense SF 9 OD KC Defense KC 6
Reserves Reserves Reserves Reserves
QB George, Jeff Min 0 QB Dilfer, Trent TB 8 QB Marino, Dan Mia 4 QB Stewart, Kordell Pit 6
RB Taylor, Fred Jax 0 RB Rivers, Ron Det 0 RB Allen, Terry NE 6 RB Phillips, Lawrence SF 0
RB Collins, Cecil Mia 0 WR Pritchard, Mike Sea 0 WR Walls, Wesley Car 12 WR Johnson, Kevin Cle 6
WR Kennison, Eddie NO 6 WR Bruce, Isaac StL 0 WR Coates, Ben NE 12 WR Boston, David Ari 0
K Mare, Olindo Mia 16 K Carney, John SD 14 K Vanderjagt, Mike Ind 4 K Vinatieri, Adam NE 7
OD NYG Defense NYG 0 OD Bal Defense Bal 3 OD Ari Defense Ari 10 OD Was Defense Was 12
Ty's Tornado 13 The J's Dream Team 11 Jiggy Jaguars 26 Dennis' Diamonds 18
QB Young, Steve SF 8 QB Griese, Brian Den 0 QB Brunell, Mark Jax 0 QB Kitna, Jon Sea 0
RB Martin, Curtis NYJ 0 RB Abdul-Jabbar, Karim Mia 0 RB Stewart, James Jax 15 RB James, Edgerrin Ind 9
RB Hoard, Leroy Min 0 RB Staley, Duce Phi 0 RB Bettis, Jerome Pit 0 RB Smith, Robert Min 0
WR Moore, Rob Ari 0 WR Smith, Jimmy Jax 3 WR McDuffie, O.J. Mia 0 WR Glenn, Terry NE 3
WR Pickens, Carl Cin 0 WR Freeman, Antonio GB 0 WR Scott, Darnay Cin 0 WR Price, Peerless Buf 0
WR Brown, Tim Oak 0 WR Dawkins, Sean Sea 0 WR McCaffrey, Ed Den 0 WR Ismail, Raghib Dal 0
K Brien, Doug NO 3 K Cunningham, Richie Dal 6 K Del Greco, Al Ten 6 K Hanson, Jason Det 5
OD Den Defense Den 2 OD Buf Defense Buf 2 OD Jax Defense Jax 5 OD NYJ Defense NYJ 1
Reserves Reserves Reserves Reserves
QB Beuerlein, Steve Car 16 QB Plummer, Jake Ari 0 QB Brister, Bubby Den 0 QB McNown, Cade Chi 0
RB Faulk, Kevin NE 0 RB Dillon, Corey Cin 0 RB Morris, Bam KC 6 RB Garner, Charlie SF 0
WR Chrebet, Wayne NYJ 0 WR Stokes, J.J. SF 0 WR Engram, Bobby Chi 0 WR Thigpen, Yancey Ten 6
WR Moore, Herman Det 0 WR Shepherd, Leslie Cle 0 WR Holt, Torry StL 0 K Pelfrey, Doug Cin 1
K Johnson, Norm Phi 3 K Husted, Michael Oak 10 K Kasay, John Car 2 K Wilkins, Jeff StL 0
OD Dal Defense Dal 15 OD NO Defense NO 6 OD Pit Defense Pit 5 OD Phi Defense Phi 6
Smokey's Bandits 45 Ellish Elm Sprouts 46 The Rookies 47 Trent's Terror 30
QB Cunningham, Randall Min 11 QB Johnson, Brad Was 12 QB McNair, Steve Ten 0 QB Manning, Peyton Ind 12
RB George, Eddie Ten 12 RB Davis, Stephen Was 21 RB Levens, Dorsey GB 9 RB Hill, Greg Det 0
RB Means, Natrone SD 6 RB Anderson, Jamal Atl 0 RB Biakabutuka, Tim Car 0 RB Faulk, Marshall StL 0
WR Lewis, Jermaine Bal 0 WR Alexander, Derrick KC 3 WR Harrison, Marvin Ind 21 WR Jett, James Oak 6
WR Dyson, Kevin Ten 0 WR Martin, Tony Mia 0 WR Irvin, Michael Dal 0 WR Emanuel, Bert TB 6
WR Rison, Andre KC 0 WR Rice, Jerry SF 0 WR Moulds, Eric Buf 0 WR Sharpe, Shannon Den 0
K Peterson, Todd Sea 2 K Andersen, Morten Atl 1 K Longwell, Ryan GB 7 K Richey, Wade SF 4
OD SD Defense SD 14 OD Oak Defense Oak 9 OD Ten Defense Ten 10 OD Min Defense Min 2
Reserves Reserves Reserves Reserves
QB Batch, Charlie Det 18 QB Mirer, Rick NYJ 0 QB Gannon, Rich Oak 10 QB Chandler, Chris Atl 0
RB Enis, Curtis Chi 6 RB Anders, Kimble KC 3 RB Williams, Ricky NO 0 RB Kaufman, Napoleon Oak 0
RB Lane, Fred Car 0 RB Holmes, Priest Bal 0 WR Mayes, Derrick Sea 9 WR Crowell, Germane Det 0
WR Galloway, Joey 0 WR Conway, Curtis Chi 0 WR Edwards, Troy Pit 0 WR Calloway, Chris Atl 0
K Stoyanovich, Pete KC 14 K Jaeger, Jeff Chi 0 K Christie, Steve Buf 5 K Hall, John NYJ 3
OD TB Defense TB 10 OD Atl Defense Atl 4 OD GB Defense GB 8 OD NE Defense NE 4


Week 2 Top Teams Year-to-Date Top Teams
Starter Max Pct Bench Total Starter Max Pct Bench Total
Bobby's BullDozers 62 74 84 31 93 The Rookies 110 131 84 43 153
The Rookies 47 66 71 32 79 Jiggy Jaguars 105 117 90 33 138
Ellish Elm Sprouts 46 49 94 7 53 Marks Mercenaries 102 114 89 39 141
Smokey's Bandits 45 64 70 48 93 Bobby's BullDozers 89 106 84 57 146
Marks Mercenaries 37 49 76 22 59 Ellish Elm Sprouts 77 91 85 22 99
No Cowboys Here 34 63 54 48 82 No Cowboys Here 76 117 65 73 149
Trent's Terror 30 32 94 7 37 Dennis' Diamonds 74 88 84 39 113
Jiggy Jaguars 26 32 81 13 39 Bill's Buds 68 91 75 41 109
Dennis' Diamonds 18 29 62 13 31 Smokey's Bandits 65 101 64 71 136
Bill's Buds 15 32 47 25 40 The J's Dream Team 56 102 55 72 128
Ty's Tornado 13 34 38 34 47 Trent's Terror 46 78 59 48 94
The J's Dream Team 11 19 58 16 27 Ty's Tornado 26 61 43 54 80


Bank Statement
Owes Credits Balance
Marks Mercenaries 48 46 -2
Bill's Buds 48 48 0
No Cowboys Here 48 48 0
Bobby's BullDozers 46 46 0
Ty's Tornado 48 46 -2
The J's Dream Team 50 46 -4
Jiggy Jaguars 46 46 0
Dennis' Diamonds 46 46 0
Smokey's Bandits 52 52 0
Ellish Elm Sprouts 48 48 0
The Rookies 46 46 0
Trent's Terror 46 46 0


Week 2 Top Scores Year-to-Date Top Scores
## Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points ## Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points
1 RB Davis, Stephen Was Ellish Elm Sprouts 21 1 RB Davis, Stephen Was Ellish Elm Sprouts 38
2 WR Harrison, Marvin Ind The Rookies 21 2 WR Harrison, Marvin Ind The Rookies 36
3 QB Batch, Charlie Det Smokey's Bandits 18 3 QB Batch, Charlie Det Smokey's Bandits 30
4 QB Beuerlein, Steve Car Ty's Tornado 16 4 K Hollis, Mike Jax Marks Mercenaries 28
5 QB Bledsoe, Drew NE Bobby's BullDozers 16 5 QB Aikman, Troy Dal Bill's Buds 27
6 QB Hobert, Billy Joe NO 16 6 QB Bledsoe, Drew NE Bobby's BullDozers 27
7 K Mare, Olindo Mia Marks Mercenaries 16 7 QB Johnson, Brad Was Ellish Elm Sprouts 27
8 WR Muhammad, Muhsin Car Bobby's BullDozers 15 8 WR McCaffrey, Ed Den Jiggy Jaguars 27
9 RB Smith, Emmitt Dal Marks Mercenaries 15 9 OD Jax Defense Jax Jiggy Jaguars 26
10 RB Stewart, James Jax Jiggy Jaguars 15 10 K Brown, Kris Pit 24
11 OD Dal Defense Dal Ty's Tornado 15 11 QB Hobert, Billy Joe NO 24
12 K Carney, John SD Bill's Buds 14 12 RB Huntley, Richard Pit 24
13 K Stoyanovich, Pete KC Smokey's Bandits 14 13 K Mare, Olindo Mia Marks Mercenaries 24
14 OD SD Defense SD Smokey's Bandits 14 14 WR Poole, Keith NO 24
15 WR Alexander, Stephen Was 12 15 RB Smith, Emmitt Dal Marks Mercenaries 24
16 WR Coates, Ben NE No Cowboys Here 12 16 K Jacke, Chris Ari 23
17 RB George, Eddie Ten Smokey's Bandits 12 17 OD NO Defense NO The J's Dream Team 22
18 QB Johnson, Brad Was Ellish Elm Sprouts 12 18 QB McNair, Steve Ten The Rookies 21
19 QB Manning, Peyton Ind Trent's Terror 12 19 RB Stewart, James Jax Jiggy Jaguars 21
20 WR Owens, Terrell SF No Cowboys Here 12 20 QB Beuerlein, Steve Car Ty's Tornado 20


Week 2 All-Pro Team Year-to-Date All-Pro Team
Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points
QB Batch, Charlie Det Smokey's Bandits 18 QB Batch, Charlie Det Smokey's Bandits 30
RB Davis, Stephen Was Ellish Elm Sprouts 21 RB Davis, Stephen Was Ellish Elm Sprouts 38
RB Smith, Emmitt Dal Marks Mercenaries 15 RB Huntley, Richard Pit 24
WR Harrison, Marvin Ind The Rookies 21 WR Harrison, Marvin Ind The Rookies 36
WR Muhammad, Muhsin Car Bobby's BullDozers 15 WR McCaffrey, Ed Den Jiggy Jaguars 27
WR Alexander, Stephen Was 12 WR Poole, Keith NO 24
K Mare, Olindo Mia Marks Mercenaries 16 K Hollis, Mike Jax Marks Mercenaries 28
OD Dal Defense Dal Ty's Tornado 15 OD Jax Defense Jax Jiggy Jaguars 26

Week 2 All-Pro Free-Agent Team Week 2 Fantasy Awards
Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points Award Fantasy Team Points
QB Hobert, Billy Joe NO 16 Highest Game Total Bobby's BullDozers 62
RB Rhett, Errict Bal 9 Lowest Game Total The J's Dream Team 11
RB Huntley, Richard Pit 6 Best Lineup Coach Ellish Elm Sprouts 94%
WR Alexander, Stephen Was 12 Worst Lineup Coach Ty's Tornado 38%
WR Poole, Keith NO 12
WR Sloan, David Det 12
K Brown, Kris Pit 11
OD Chi Defense Chi 9