Football SMARTs Jeff's Sports Bar Sunday, Dec 5, 1999
Copyright 1999 Week 12 Report Card
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Commissioner's Comments
With only 3 weeks left in the regular season of play Mark has all but SEALED the Bottom division playoff spot (10-2). He is not a shoe in for first seed but he will make the playoffs. In the Top division the Rookies (10-2) have secured a playoff spot and is currently the number one seed but that can change. These two records will change next week as the Mercenaries play the Rookies. The Bulldozers are most likely going to the playoffs (8-4) but had better not slack off, just to be safe. The final seed for the playoffs has a FOUR WAY TIE. The Elm Sprouts, Diamonds, No Cowboys Here, and Ty's Tornado all have a 7-5 record. Next week will give us a better indication as to who WANTS to play for the bucks.

At the OTHER end of the spectrum, the Dream Team, and the Bandits are LOCKED into the Toilet Bowl. The Buds are RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER, and if the Jaguars want to be in the Toilet they had better stop winning. Entry fee for the Toilet Bowl is $15. The Toilet Bowl will pay: 1st> $40 - 2nd> $20 Good luck in week 13, especially to the 4-way tie

The Commish



Week 12 Final Scores Next Weeks Games
The Zombies 34.0 The Rookies 41.0 Marks Mercenaries at Bill's Buds at
Marks Mercenaries 47.0 Bill's Buds 18.0 The Rookies Ellish Elm Sprouts
Ellish Elm Sprouts 24.0 Smokey's Bandits 29.0 No Cowboys Here at Bobby's BullDozers at
No Cowboys Here 36.0 Bobby's BullDozers 42.0 Smokey's Bandits Dennis' Diamonds
Dennis' Diamonds 25.0 Jiggy Jaguars 55.0 Ty's Tornado at J's Dream Team at
Ty's Tornado 37.0 J's Dream Team 36.0 Jiggy Jaguars The Zombies



Standings

Overall Games Division Games Non-Division Games
Top (AFC) W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA
The Rookies 10 2 0 83 577.3 426.0 6 0 0 100 302.0 177.0 4 2 0 67 275.3 249.0
Bobby's BullDozers 8 4 0 67 479.1 398.1 5 1 0 83 241.0 196.0 3 3 0 50 238.1 202.1
Jiggy Jaguars 5 7 0 42 437.0 475.1 3 3 0 50 232.0 257.0 2 4 0 33 205.0 218.1
Bill's Buds 4 8 0 33 337.0 419.0 2 4 0 33 175.0 205.0 2 4 0 33 162.0 214.0
J's Dream Team 2 10 0 17 352.0 514.1 1 5 0 17 189.0 274.0 1 5 0 17 163.0 240.1
Smokey's Bandits 2 10 0 17 332.0 424.0 1 5 0 17 168.0 198.0 1 5 0 17 164.0 226.0

Overall Games Division Games Non-Division Games
Bottom (NFC) W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA
Marks Mercenaries 10 2 0 83 531.1 379.0 5 1 0 83 289.0 172.0 5 1 0 83 242.1 207.0
Ellish Elm Sprouts 7 5 0 58 500.1 388.1 2 4 0 33 202.0 205.0 5 1 0 83 298.1 183.1
Dennis' Diamonds 7 5 0 58 429.1 393.0 3 3 0 50 201.0 181.0 4 2 0 67 228.1 212.0
No Cowboys Here 7 5 0 58 411.0 346.0 3 3 0 50 175.0 160.0 4 2 0 67 236.0 186.0
Ty's Tornado 7 5 0 58 357.0 372.0 4 2 0 67 202.0 198.0 3 3 0 50 155.0 174.0
The Zombies 3 9 0 25 328.0 536.3 1 5 0 17 138.0 291.0 2 4 0 33 190.0 245.3



Recent Transactions
Wk Player Team Pos Activity Fantasy Team
12 Over Def - TB TB Over Def Waiver - Release Smokey's Bandits
12 Over Def - Det Det Over Def Waiver - Acquire Smokey's Bandits
12 Tolliver, Billy Joe NO QB Injured Reserve - Deactivate J's Dream Team
12 McNabb, Donovan Phi QB Waiver - Acquire J's Dream Team
12 Smith, Emmitt Dal RB Injured Reserve - Activate Marks Mercenaries
12 Warren, Chris Dal RB Waiver - Release Marks Mercenaries
13 Griese, Brian Den QB Injured Reserve - Activate Smokey's Bandits
13 Grbac, Elvis KC QB Waiver - Release Smokey's Bandits
13 Marino, Dan Mia QB Injured Reserve - Activate No Cowboys Here
13 Miller, Jim Chi QB Waiver - Release No Cowboys Here
13 Phillips, Lawrence SF RB Waiver - Release Bobby's BullDozers
13 Kirby, Terry Cle RB Waiver - Acquire Bobby's BullDozers
13 Plummer, Jake Ari QB Injured Reserve - Activate J's Dream Team
13 McNabb, Donovan Phi QB Waiver - Release J's Dream Team
13 Moore, Herman Det WR Injured Reserve - Activate Ty's Tornado
13 Connell, Albert Was WR Waiver - Release Ty's Tornado
13 Chrebet, Wayne NYJ WR Waiver - Release Ty's Tornado
13 Connell, Albert Was WR Waiver - Acquire Ty's Tornado



Week 12 Scoring Detail
Marks Mercenaries 47.0 Bill's Buds 18.0 No Cowboys Here 36.0 Bobby's BullDozers 42.0
QB George, Jeff Min 19.0 QB Aikman, Troy Dal 8.0 QB Favre, Brett GB 8.0 QB Bledsoe, Drew NE 4.0
RB Smith, Emmitt Dal 3.0 RB Dunn, Warrick TB .0 RB Allen, Terry NE .0 RB Alstott, Mike TB .0
RB Johnson, James Mia .0 RB Johnson, LeShon NYG .0 RB Watters, Ricky Sea .0 RB Smith, Antowain Buf .0
WR Carter, Cris Min 15.0 WR Johnson, Keyshawn NYJ .0 WR Walls, Wesley Car 6.0 WR McCardell, Keenan Jax 11.0
WR Mathis, Terance Atl 6.0 WR Bruce, Isaac StL .0 WR Owens, Terrell SF .0 WR Johnson, Kevin Cle 6.0
WR Kennison, Eddie NO .0 WR Pritchard, Mike Sea .0 WR Robinson, Marcus Chi .0 WR Muhammad, Muhsin Car .0
K Hollis, Mike Jax 2.0 K Anderson, Gary Min 5.0 K Jacke, Chris Ari 10.0 K Vinatieri, Adam NE 1.0
OD Mia Defense Mia 2.0 OD Sea Defense Sea 5.0 OD Ari Defense Ari 12.0 OD KC Defense KC 20.0
Reserves Reserves Reserves Reserves
QB Flutie, Doug Buf 12.0 QB Dilfer, Trent TB .0 QB Miller, Jim Chi 8.0 QB Stewart, Kordell Pit .0
RB Rhett, Errict Bal 6.0 RB Rivers, Ron Det .0 RB Pittman, Michael Ari .0 RB Phillips, Lawrence SF .0
RB Taylor, Fred Jax .0 WR Smith, Rod Den .0 WR Booker, Marty Chi 6.0 WR Moss, Randy Min 9.0
WR Schroeder, Bill GB .0 WR Anthony, Reidel TB .0 WR Westbrook, Michael Was .0 WR Boston, David Ari .0
K Mare, Olindo Mia .0 K Carney, John SD 9.0 K Elam, Jason Den .0 K Gramatica, Martin TB 10.0
OD NYG Defense NYG 5.0 OD Bal Defense Bal 6.0 OD SF Defense SF 1.0 OD Was Defense Was 2.0
Ty's Tornado 37.0 J's Dream Team 36.0 Jiggy Jaguars 55.0 Dennis' Diamonds 25.0
QB Beuerlein, Steve Car 16.0 QB McNabb, Donovan Phi 8.0 QB Brunell, Mark Jax 12.0 QB Kitna, Jon Sea .0
RB Hanspard, Byron Atl .0 RB Dillon, Corey Cin 3.0 RB Stewart, James Jax 6.0 RB James, Edgerrin Ind .0
RB Martin, Curtis NYJ .0 RB Staley, Duce Phi .0 RB Bettis, Jerome Pit .0 RB Garner, Charlie SF .0
WR Brown, Tim Oak .0 WR Smith, Jimmy Jax 11.0 WR Scott, Darnay Cin 15.0 WR Ismail, Raghib Dal 15.0
WR Connell, Albert Was .0 WR Jefferson, Shawn NE .0 WR Engram, Bobby Chi .0 WR Glenn, Terry NE 6.0
WR Pickens, Carl Cin .0 WR Dawkins, Sean Sea .0 WR McCaffrey, Ed Den .0 WR Price, Peerless Buf .0
K Conway, Brett Was 8.0 K Husted, Michael Oak 10.0 K Kasay, John Car 10.0 K Hanson, Jason Det 3.0
OD Dal Defense Dal 13.0 OD StL Defense StL 4.0 OD Jax Defense Jax 12.0 OD Phi Defense Phi 1.0
Reserves Reserves Reserves Reserves
QB Case, Stoney Bal .0 QB Frerotte, Gus Det 11.0 QB Couch, Tim Cle 18.0 QB McNown, Cade Chi .0
RB Hoard, Leroy Min 6.0 RB Abdul-Jabbar, Karim Cle .0 RB Morris, Bam KC .0 RB Smith, Robert Min 3.0
WR Moore, Rob Ari 9.0 WR Freeman, Antonio GB .0 WR Holt, Torry StL 12.0 WR Thigpen, Yancey Ten .0
WR Chrebet, Wayne NYJ .0 WR Hakim, Az-zahir StL .0 WR McDuffie, O.J. Mia .0 K Pelfrey, Doug Cin 9.0
K Brien, Doug NO 15.0 K Cunningham, Richie Dal 8.0 K Del Greco, Al Ten 9.0 K Wilkins, Jeff StL 5.0
OD Den Defense Den .0 OD Buf Defense Buf 8.0 OD Pit Defense Pit 4.0 OD NYJ Defense NYJ 5.0
Smokey's Bandits 29.0 Ellish Elm Sprouts 24.0 The Rookies 41.0 The Zombies 34.0
QB Grbac, Elvis KC 8.0 QB Warner, Kurt StL 8.0 QB McNair, Steve Ten 6.0 QB Manning, Peyton Ind 4.0
RB George, Eddie Ten 15.0 RB Davis, Stephen Was 6.0 RB Levens, Dorsey GB .0 RB Faulk, Marshall StL 17.0
RB Enis, Curtis Chi .0 RB Wheatley, Tyrone Oak .0 RB Williams, Ricky NO .0 RB Hill, Greg Det 6.0
WR Dyson, Kevin Ten .0 WR Martin, Tony Mia .0 WR Moulds, Eric Buf 12.0 WR Jett, James Oak .0
WR Sloan, David Det .0 WR Conway, Curtis Chi .0 WR Gadsden, Oronde Mia .0 WR Emanuel, Bert TB .0
WR Galloway, Joey Sea .0 WR Alexander, Derrick KC .0 WR Harrison, Marvin Ind .0 WR Sharpe, Shannon Den .0
K Peterson, Todd Sea 3.0 K Vanderjagt, Mike Ind 7.0 K Longwell, Ryan GB 8.0 K Richey, Wade SF 3.0
OD Det Defense Det 3.0 OD Chi Defense Chi 3.0 OD Ten Defense Ten 15.0 OD Min Defense Min 4.0
Reserves Reserves Reserves Reserves
QB Batch, Charlie Det .0 QB Johnson, Brad Was 4.0 QB Gannon, Rich Oak 14.0 QB Chandler, Chris Atl 19.0
QB Cunningham, Randall Min .0 RB Bennett, Donnell KC 6.0 RB Biakabutuka, Tim Car 6.0 RB Kaufman, Napoleon Oak .0
RB Holcombe, Robert StL 6.0 RB Gary, Olandis Den .0 WR Edwards, Troy Pit .0 WR Crowell, Germane Det 6.0
WR Poole, Keith NO .0 WR Rice, Jerry SF .0 WR Mayes, Derrick Sea .0 WR Calloway, Chris Atl .0
K Stoyanovich, Pete KC 13.0 K Brown, Kris Pit 8.0 K Christie, Steve Buf 5.0 K Hall, John NYJ 6.0
OD SD Defense SD 3.0 OD Oak Defense Oak 14.0 OD GB Defense GB 4.0 OD NE Defense NE 2.0



Week 12 Top Teams Year-to-Date Top Teams
Starter Max Pct Bench Total Starter Max Pct Bench Total
Jiggy Jaguars 55.0 73.0 75 43.0 98.0 The Rookies 577.3 717.3 80 278.0 855.3
Marks Mercenaries 47.0 56.0 84 23.0 70.0 Marks Mercenaries 531.1 639.2 83 268.1 799.2
Bobby's BullDozers 42.0 60.0 70 21.0 63.0 Ellish Elm Sprouts 500.1 620.1 81 260.0 760.1
The Rookies 41.0 55.0 75 29.0 70.0 Bobby's BullDozers 479.1 624.2 77 270.1 749.2
Ty's Tornado 37.0 59.0 63 30.0 67.0 Jiggy Jaguars 437.0 565.0 77 244.0 681.0
No Cowboys Here 36.0 42.0 86 15.0 51.0 Dennis' Diamonds 429.1 522.1 82 255.0 684.1
J's Dream Team 36.0 43.0 84 27.0 63.0 No Cowboys Here 411.0 555.1 74 251.1 662.1
The Zombies 34.0 58.0 59 33.0 67.0 Ty's Tornado 357.0 508.0 70 261.0 618.0
Smokey's Bandits 29.0 45.0 64 22.0 51.0 J's Dream Team 352.0 496.0 71 277.0 629.0
Dennis' Diamonds 25.0 38.0 66 22.0 47.0 Bill's Buds 337.0 461.0 73 228.0 565.0
Ellish Elm Sprouts 24.0 42.0 57 32.0 56.0 Smokey's Bandits 332.0 453.0 73 239.0 571.0
Bill's Buds 18.0 23.0 78 15.0 33.0 The Zombies 328.0 457.0 72 240.0 568.0



Bank Statement
Owes Credits Balance
Marks Mercenaries 50 54 4
Bill's Buds 50 50 0
No Cowboys Here 62 62 0
Bobby's BullDozers 48 46 -2
Ty's Tornado 52 52 0
J's Dream Team 62 60 -2
Jiggy Jaguars 46 46 0
Dennis' Diamonds 50 50 0
Smokey's Bandits 58 58 0
Ellish Elm Sprouts 62 64 2
The Rookies 46 46 0
The Zombies 46 46 0



Week 12 Top Scores Year-to-Date Top Scores
## Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points ## Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points
1 OD KC Defense KC Bobby's BullDozers 20.0 1 QB Warner, Kurt StL Ellish Elm Sprouts 150.0
2 QB Chandler, Chris Atl The Zombies 19.0 2 RB Davis, Stephen Was Ellish Elm Sprouts 119.1
3 QB George, Jeff Min Marks Mercenaries 19.0 3 QB Manning, Peyton Ind The Zombies 115.0
4 QB Couch, Tim Cle Jiggy Jaguars 18.0 4 K Mare, Olindo Mia Marks Mercenaries 112.0
5 RB Faulk, Marshall StL The Zombies 17.0 5 OD Jax Defense Jax Jiggy Jaguars 105.0
6 QB Beuerlein, Steve Car Ty's Tornado 16.0 6 OD StL Defense StL J's Dream Team 103.0
7 K Brien, Doug NO Ty's Tornado 15.0 7 K Hollis, Mike Jax Marks Mercenaries 102.0
8 WR Carter, Cris Min Marks Mercenaries 15.0 8 WR Harrison, Marvin Ind The Rookies 101.0
9 RB George, Eddie Ten Smokey's Bandits 15.0 9 K Vanderjagt, Mike Ind Ellish Elm Sprouts 101.0
10 WR Hayes, Donald Car 15.0 10 QB Johnson, Brad Was Ellish Elm Sprouts 99.0
11 WR Ismail, Raghib Dal Dennis' Diamonds 15.0 11 K Conway, Brett Was Ty's Tornado 97.0
12 WR Scott, Darnay Cin Jiggy Jaguars 15.0 12 QB Beuerlein, Steve Car Ty's Tornado 96.0
13 OD Ten Defense Ten The Rookies 15.0 13 K Elam, Jason Den No Cowboys Here 95.0
14 QB Blake, Jeff Cin 14.0 14 OD KC Defense KC Bobby's BullDozers 95.0
15 QB Gannon, Rich Oak The Rookies 14.0 15 QB Bledsoe, Drew NE Bobby's BullDozers 93.0
16 OD Oak Defense Oak Ellish Elm Sprouts 14.0 16 K Kasay, John Car Jiggy Jaguars 93.0
17 K Stoyanovich, Pete KC Smokey's Bandits 13.0 17 K Peterson, Todd Sea Smokey's Bandits 92.0
18 OD Dal Defense Dal Ty's Tornado 13.0 18 RB Smith, Emmitt Dal Marks Mercenaries 90.1
19 WR Broughton, Luther Phi 12.0 19 OD Dal Defense Dal Ty's Tornado 89.0
20 QB Brunell, Mark Jax Jiggy Jaguars 12.0 20 K Christie, Steve Buf The Rookies 88.0



Week 12 All-Pro Team Year-to-Date All-Pro Team
Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points
QB Chandler, Chris Atl The Zombies 19.0 QB Warner, Kurt StL Ellish Elm Sprouts 150.0
RB Faulk, Marshall StL The Zombies 17.0 RB Davis, Stephen Was Ellish Elm Sprouts 119.1
RB George, Eddie Ten Smokey's Bandits 15.0 RB Smith, Emmitt Dal Marks Mercenaries 90.1
WR Carter, Cris Min Marks Mercenaries 15.0 WR Harrison, Marvin Ind The Rookies 101.0
WR Hayes, Donald Car 15.0 WR Carter, Cris Min Marks Mercenaries 78.0
WR Ismail, Raghib Dal Dennis' Diamonds 15.0 WR Bruce, Isaac StL Bill's Buds 74.0
K Brien, Doug NO Ty's Tornado 15.0 K Mare, Olindo Mia Marks Mercenaries 112.0
OD KC Defense KC Bobby's BullDozers 20.0 OD Jax Defense Jax Jiggy Jaguars 105.0


Week 12 All-Pro Free-Agent Team Week 12 Fantasy Awards
Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points Award Fantasy Team Points
QB Blake, Jeff Cin 14.0 Highest Game Total Jiggy Jaguars 55.0
RB Bynum, Kenny SD 12.0 Lowest Game Total Bill's Buds 18.0
RB Kirby, Terry Cle 12.0 Best Lineup Coach No Cowboys Here 86%
WR Hayes, Donald Car 15.0 Worst Lineup Coach Ellish Elm Sprouts 57%
WR Broughton, Luther Phi 12.0
WR Dudley, Rickey Oak 12.0
K Stover, Matt Bal 11.0
OD Cin Defense Cin 11.0