Football SMARTs Jeff's Sports Bar Tuesday, Dec 7, 1999
Copyright 1999 Week 13 Report Card
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Commissioner's Comments
After week 13 things have changed dramatically. There are now five teams tied for two open positions. Currently, the Mercenaries are the #1 seed and the Rookies are the #2 seed. The Bulldozers, Elm Sprouts, Diamonds and No Cowboys Here are all 8-5 with 3rd and 4th seed available. It may take all the way to week 15 to decide the final two seeds. Both the Bandits and the Diamonds had 21 points with their Defence which was high individual score. This week the Dream Team sent a nightmare across the Zombies defeating them with the week high score of 58 - 18. But no need to worry, they are STILL sealed into the Toilet Bowl along with Smokey's Bandits. (If they WANT to play.) The current Toilet Bowl contenders are the Dream Team, Bandits, Buds, and Jaguars. Next year there will only be 10 teams in the league, so if you are interested in playing next year please get your payment in early. Sometime in late July or early August. With 12 teams the Free Agency is too weak. Good Luck in Week 14 The Commish


Week 13 Final Scores Next Weeks Games
Marks Mercenaries 26.0 Bill's Buds 15.0 Ellish Elm Sprouts at Smokey's Bandits at
The Rookies 11.0 Ellish Elm Sprouts 45.0 Marks Mercenaries Bill's Buds
No Cowboys Here 43.0 Bobby's BullDozers 24.0 Dennis' Diamonds at Jiggy Jaguars at
Smokey's Bandits 36.0 Dennis' Diamonds 53.0 No Cowboys Here Bobby's BullDozers
Ty's Tornado 48.0 J's Dream Team 58.0 J's Dream Team at The Zombies at
Jiggy Jaguars 34.0 The Zombies 18.0 Ty's Tornado The Rookies


Standings

Overall Games Division Games Non-Division Games
Top (AFC) W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA
The Rookies 10 3 0 77 588.3 452.0 6 0 0 100 302.0 177.0 4 3 0 57 286.3 275.0
Bobby's BullDozers 8 5 0 62 503.1 451.1 5 1 0 83 241.0 196.0 3 4 0 43 262.1 255.1
Jiggy Jaguars 5 8 0 38 471.0 523.1 3 3 0 50 232.0 257.0 2 5 0 28 239.0 266.1
Bill's Buds 4 9 0 31 352.0 464.0 2 4 0 33 175.0 205.0 2 5 0 28 177.0 259.0
J's Dream Team 3 10 0 23 410.0 532.1 1 5 0 17 189.0 274.0 2 5 0 28 221.0 258.1
Smokey's Bandits 2 11 0 15 368.0 467.0 1 5 0 17 168.0 198.0 1 6 0 14 200.0 269.0

Overall Games Division Games Non-Division Games
Bottom (NFC) W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA
Marks Mercenaries 11 2 0 85 557.1 390.0 5 1 0 83 289.0 172.0 6 1 0 86 268.1 218.0
Ellish Elm Sprouts 8 5 0 62 545.1 403.1 2 4 0 33 202.0 205.0 6 1 0 86 343.1 198.1
Dennis' Diamonds 8 5 0 62 482.1 417.0 3 3 0 50 201.0 181.0 5 2 0 71 281.1 236.0
No Cowboys Here 8 5 0 62 454.0 382.0 3 3 0 50 175.0 160.0 5 2 0 71 279.0 222.0
Ty's Tornado 8 5 0 62 405.0 406.0 4 2 0 67 202.0 198.0 4 3 0 57 203.0 208.0
The Zombies 3 10 0 23 346.0 594.3 1 5 0 17 138.0 291.0 2 5 0 28 208.0 303.3


Recent Transactions
Wk Player Team Pos Activity Fantasy Team
13 Griese, Brian Den QB Injured Reserve - Activate Smokey's Bandits
13 Grbac, Elvis KC QB Waiver - Release Smokey's Bandits
13 Marino, Dan Mia QB Injured Reserve - Activate No Cowboys Here
13 Miller, Jim Chi QB Waiver - Release No Cowboys Here
13 Phillips, Lawrence SF RB Waiver - Release Bobby's BullDozers
13 Kirby, Terry Cle RB Waiver - Acquire Bobby's BullDozers
13 Plummer, Jake Ari QB Injured Reserve - Activate J's Dream Team
13 McNabb, Donovan Phi QB Waiver - Release J's Dream Team
13 Moore, Herman Det WR Injured Reserve - Activate Ty's Tornado
13 Connell, Albert Was WR Waiver - Release Ty's Tornado
13 Chrebet, Wayne NYJ WR Waiver - Release Ty's Tornado
13 Connell, Albert Was WR Waiver - Acquire Ty's Tornado
14 Dyson, Kevin Ten WR Waiver - Release Smokey's Bandits
14 Toomer, Amani NYG WR Waiver - Acquire Smokey's Bandits


Week 13 Scoring Detail
Marks Mercenaries 26.0 Bill's Buds 15.0 No Cowboys Here 43.0 Bobby's BullDozers 24.0
QB George, Jeff Min 4.0 QB Aikman, Troy Dal .0 QB Favre, Brett GB 4.0 QB Bledsoe, Drew NE .0
RB Rhett, Errict Bal .0 RB Dunn, Warrick TB .0 RB Allen, Terry NE 6.0 RB Alstott, Mike TB .0
RB Smith, Emmitt Dal .0 RB Johnson, LeShon NYG .0 RB Watters, Ricky Sea 6.0 RB Kirby, Terry Cle .0
WR Carter, Cris Min 6.0 WR Johnson, Keyshawn NYJ 6.0 WR Westbrook, Michael Was 9.0 WR Johnson, Kevin Cle 6.0
WR Mathis, Terance Atl 6.0 WR Bruce, Isaac StL 3.0 WR Walls, Wesley Car 6.0 WR McCardell, Keenan Jax 3.0
WR Kennison, Eddie NO .0 WR Pritchard, Mike Sea .0 WR Robinson, Marcus Chi .0 WR Moss, Randy Min .0
K Hollis, Mike Jax 8.0 K Anderson, Gary Min 5.0 K Jacke, Chris Ari 3.0 K Gramatica, Martin TB 6.0
OD NYG Defense NYG 2.0 OD Sea Defense Sea 1.0 OD Ari Defense Ari 9.0 OD KC Defense KC 9.0
Reserves Reserves Reserves Reserves
QB Flutie, Doug Buf .0 QB Dilfer, Trent TB .0 QB Marino, Dan Mia 15.0 QB Stewart, Kordell Pit .0
RB Taylor, Fred Jax .0 RB Rivers, Ron Det .0 RB Pittman, Michael Ari .0 RB Smith, Antowain Buf .0
RB Johnson, James Mia .0 WR Smith, Rod Den 3.0 WR Owens, Terrell SF 3.0 WR Boston, David Ari 6.0
WR Schroeder, Bill GB 6.0 WR Anthony, Reidel TB .0 WR Booker, Marty Chi .0 WR Muhammad, Muhsin Car .0
K Mare, Olindo Mia 10.0 K Carney, John SD 11.0 K Elam, Jason Den 4.0 K Vinatieri, Adam NE 7.0
OD Mia Defense Mia 10.0 OD Bal Defense Bal 13.0 OD SF Defense SF 2.0 OD Was Defense Was 11.0
Ty's Tornado 48.0 J's Dream Team 58.0 Jiggy Jaguars 34.0 Dennis' Diamonds 53.0
QB Beuerlein, Steve Car 16.0 QB Plummer, Jake Ari 10.0 QB Brunell, Mark Jax 7.0 QB Kitna, Jon Sea 8.0
RB Hoard, Leroy Min 6.0 RB Dillon, Corey Cin 15.0 RB Stewart, James Jax 9.0 RB James, Edgerrin Ind 15.0
RB Martin, Curtis NYJ .0 RB Staley, Duce Phi .0 RB Bettis, Jerome Pit .0 RB Garner, Charlie SF 6.0
WR Brown, Tim Oak 12.0 WR Smith, Jimmy Jax 9.0 WR Scott, Darnay Cin 12.0 WR Glenn, Terry NE .0
WR Moore, Herman Det 6.0 WR Dawkins, Sean Sea 6.0 WR Engram, Bobby Chi .0 WR Ismail, Raghib Dal .0
WR Connell, Albert Was .0 WR Jefferson, Shawn NE .0 WR McCaffrey, Ed Den .0 WR Thigpen, Yancey Ten .0
K Conway, Brett Was 5.0 K Cunningham, Richie Dal 6.0 K Kasay, John Car 3.0 K Hanson, Jason Det 21.0
OD Dal Defense Dal 3.0 OD StL Defense StL 12.0 OD Jax Defense Jax 3.0 OD Phi Defense Phi 3.0
Reserves Reserves Reserves Reserves
QB Case, Stoney Bal .0 QB Frerotte, Gus Det 4.0 QB Couch, Tim Cle 4.0 QB McNown, Cade Chi .0
RB Hanspard, Byron Atl .0 RB Abdul-Jabbar, Karim Cle .0 RB Morris, Bam KC .0 RB Smith, Robert Min .0
WR Pickens, Carl Cin 15.0 WR Hakim, Az-zahir StL 15.0 WR Holt, Torry StL .0 WR Price, Peerless Buf .0
WR Moore, Rob Ari .0 WR Freeman, Antonio GB .0 WR McDuffie, O.J. Mia .0 K Pelfrey, Doug Cin 14.0
K Brien, Doug NO 6.0 K Husted, Michael Oak 12.0 K Del Greco, Al Ten 6.0 K Wilkins, Jeff StL 10.0
OD Den Defense Den 2.0 OD Buf Defense Buf .0 OD Pit Defense Pit 3.0 OD NYJ Defense NYJ 2.0
Smokey's Bandits 36.0 Ellish Elm Sprouts 45.0 The Rookies 11.0 The Zombies 18.0
QB Griese, Brian Den .0 QB Warner, Kurt StL 15.0 QB McNair, Steve Ten 1.0 QB Manning, Peyton Ind 4.0
RB George, Eddie Ten 6.0 RB Davis, Stephen Was .0 RB Levens, Dorsey GB .0 RB Faulk, Marshall StL 3.0
RB Holcombe, Robert StL .0 RB Bennett, Donnell KC .0 RB Biakabutuka, Tim Car .0 RB Hill, Greg Det .0
WR Galloway, Joey Sea 6.0 WR Martin, Tony Mia 9.0 WR Harrison, Marvin Ind 3.0 WR Jett, James Oak .0
WR Sloan, David Det .0 WR Conway, Curtis Chi .0 WR Mayes, Derrick Sea .0 WR Emanuel, Bert TB .0
WR Dyson, Kevin Ten .0 WR Alexander, Derrick KC .0 WR Edwards, Troy Pit .0 WR Sharpe, Shannon Den .0
K Peterson, Todd Sea 3.0 K Vanderjagt, Mike Ind 16.0 K Longwell, Ryan GB 5.0 K Richey, Wade SF 6.0
OD Det Defense Det 21.0 OD Oak Defense Oak 5.0 OD Ten Defense Ten 2.0 OD Min Defense Min 5.0
Reserves Reserves Reserves Reserves
QB Batch, Charlie Det .0 QB Johnson, Brad Was 4.0 QB Gannon, Rich Oak 8.0 QB Chandler, Chris Atl 14.0
QB Cunningham, Randall Min .0 RB Gary, Olandis Den 6.0 RB Williams, Ricky NO .0 RB Kaufman, Napoleon Oak .0
RB Enis, Curtis Chi 6.0 RB Wheatley, Tyrone Oak .0 WR Gadsden, Oronde Mia 9.0 WR Crowell, Germane Det 3.0
WR Poole, Keith NO .0 WR Rice, Jerry SF 21.0 WR Moulds, Eric Buf .0 WR Calloway, Chris Atl .0
K Stoyanovich, Pete KC 4.0 K Brown, Kris Pit 6.0 K Christie, Steve Buf .0 K Hall, John NYJ 4.0
OD SD Defense SD 8.0 OD Chi Defense Chi 11.0 OD GB Defense GB 11.0 OD NE Defense NE 3.0


Week 13 Top Teams Year-to-Date Top Teams
Starter Max Pct Bench Total Starter Max Pct Bench Total
J's Dream Team 58.0 79.0 73 31.0 89.0 The Rookies 588.3 753.3 78 306.0 894.3
Dennis' Diamonds 53.0 53.0 100 26.0 79.0 Marks Mercenaries 557.1 681.2 82 294.1 851.2
Ty's Tornado 48.0 64.0 75 23.0 71.0 Ellish Elm Sprouts 545.1 698.1 78 308.0 853.1
Ellish Elm Sprouts 45.0 78.0 58 48.0 93.0 Bobby's BullDozers 503.1 657.2 77 294.1 797.2
No Cowboys Here 43.0 58.0 74 24.0 67.0 Dennis' Diamonds 482.1 575.1 84 281.0 763.1
Smokey's Bandits 36.0 43.0 84 18.0 54.0 Jiggy Jaguars 471.0 602.0 78 257.0 728.0
Jiggy Jaguars 34.0 37.0 92 13.0 47.0 No Cowboys Here 454.0 613.1 74 275.1 729.1
Marks Mercenaries 26.0 42.0 62 26.0 52.0 J's Dream Team 410.0 575.0 71 308.0 718.0
Bobby's BullDozers 24.0 33.0 73 24.0 48.0 Ty's Tornado 405.0 572.0 71 284.0 689.0
The Zombies 18.0 31.0 58 24.0 42.0 Smokey's Bandits 368.0 496.0 74 257.0 625.0
Bill's Buds 15.0 36.0 42 27.0 42.0 Bill's Buds 352.0 497.0 71 255.0 607.0
The Rookies 11.0 36.0 31 28.0 39.0 The Zombies 346.0 488.0 71 264.0 610.0


Bank Statement
Owes Credits Balance
Marks Mercenaries 50 54 4
Bill's Buds 50 50 0
No Cowboys Here 62 62 0
Bobby's BullDozers 48 46 -2
Ty's Tornado 52 52 0
J's Dream Team 62 62 0
Jiggy Jaguars 46 46 0
Dennis' Diamonds 50 50 0
Smokey's Bandits 60 60 0
Ellish Elm Sprouts 62 64 2
The Rookies 46 46 0
The Zombies 46 46 0


Week 13 Top Scores Year-to-Date Top Scores
## Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points ## Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points
1 WR Toomer, Amani NYG 33.0 1 QB Warner, Kurt StL Ellish Elm Sprouts 165.0
2 QB Collins, Kerry NYG 29.0 2 K Mare, Olindo Mia Marks Mercenaries 122.0
3 QB Banks, Tony Bal 23.0 3 RB Davis, Stephen Was Ellish Elm Sprouts 119.1
4 QB Blake, Jeff Cin 23.0 4 QB Manning, Peyton Ind The Zombies 119.0
5 K Hanson, Jason Det Dennis' Diamonds 21.0 5 K Vanderjagt, Mike Ind Ellish Elm Sprouts 117.0
6 WR Rice, Jerry SF Ellish Elm Sprouts 21.0 6 OD StL Defense StL J's Dream Team 115.0
7 OD Det Defense Det Smokey's Bandits 21.0 7 QB Beuerlein, Steve Car Ty's Tornado 112.0
8 QB Garcia, Jeff SF 19.0 8 K Hollis, Mike Jax Marks Mercenaries 110.0
9 QB Beuerlein, Steve Car Ty's Tornado 16.0 9 OD Jax Defense Jax Jiggy Jaguars 108.0
10 QB Lucas, Ray NYJ 16.0 10 WR Harrison, Marvin Ind The Rookies 104.0
11 K Vanderjagt, Mike Ind Ellish Elm Sprouts 16.0 11 OD KC Defense KC Bobby's BullDozers 104.0
12 RB Dillon, Corey Cin J's Dream Team 15.0 12 QB Johnson, Brad Was Ellish Elm Sprouts 103.0
13 WR Hakim, Az-zahir StL J's Dream Team 15.0 13 K Conway, Brett Was Ty's Tornado 102.0
14 RB James, Edgerrin Ind Dennis' Diamonds 15.0 14 K Elam, Jason Den No Cowboys Here 99.0
15 WR Jeffers, Patrick Car 15.0 15 K Hanson, Jason Det Dennis' Diamonds 98.0
16 QB Marino, Dan Mia No Cowboys Here 15.0 16 RB James, Edgerrin Ind Dennis' Diamonds 96.1
17 RB Parker, De'Mond GB 15.0 17 K Kasay, John Car Jiggy Jaguars 96.0
18 WR Pickens, Carl Cin Ty's Tornado 15.0 18 K Peterson, Todd Sea Smokey's Bandits 95.0
19 QB Warner, Kurt StL Ellish Elm Sprouts 15.0 19 OD Det Defense Det Smokey's Bandits 95.0
20 OD Atl Defense Atl 15.0 20 QB Bledsoe, Drew NE Bobby's BullDozers 93.0


Week 13 All-Pro Team Year-to-Date All-Pro Team
Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points
QB Collins, Kerry NYG 29.0 QB Warner, Kurt StL Ellish Elm Sprouts 165.0
RB Dillon, Corey Cin J's Dream Team 15.0 RB Davis, Stephen Was Ellish Elm Sprouts 119.1
RB James, Edgerrin Ind Dennis' Diamonds 15.0 RB James, Edgerrin Ind Dennis' Diamonds 96.1
WR Toomer, Amani NYG 33.0 WR Harrison, Marvin Ind The Rookies 104.0
WR Rice, Jerry SF Ellish Elm Sprouts 21.0 WR Carter, Cris Min Marks Mercenaries 84.0
WR Hakim, Az-zahir StL J's Dream Team 15.0 WR Bruce, Isaac StL Bill's Buds 77.0
K Hanson, Jason Det Dennis' Diamonds 21.0 K Mare, Olindo Mia Marks Mercenaries 122.0
OD Det Defense Det Smokey's Bandits 21.0 OD StL Defense StL J's Dream Team 115.0

Week 13 All-Pro Free-Agent Team Week 13 Fantasy Awards
Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points Award Fantasy Team Points
QB Collins, Kerry NYG 29.0 Highest Game Total J's Dream Team 58.0
RB Parker, De'Mond GB 15.0 Lowest Game Total The Rookies 11.0
RB Montgomery, Joe NYG 9.0 Best Lineup Coach Dennis' Diamonds 100%
WR Toomer, Amani NYG 33.0 Worst Lineup Coach The Rookies 31%
WR Jeffers, Patrick Car 15.0
WR Chrebet, Wayne NYJ 12.0
K Stover, Matt Bal 11.0
OD Atl Defense Atl 15.0