Fight of the Millenium

...first, he's the host of one of television's most popular game shows. He gets his rocks off nightly by proving that he is smarter than everyone else, without pointing out the fact that he has the answer cards right in front of him. He's a lean, mean, fluent french speaking machine! He is Alex Trebec!

He will be facing "the sexiest man of the century" (this is NOT made up!). At 68 years of age, this geezer can still be seen making love to many beautiful women on and off screen. He is living proof that not all old men need Viagra. He is the original secret agent, the first knight, the king, the escape artist of Alcatraz, he is Sean Connery.


The Greatest Grudge Match of All Time!!! IT is time for the two great titans of this planet earth to battle it out for the rights to the claim to the title of...most desirable old looking guy!!!

In this corner... ...first, he's the host of one of television's most popular game shows. He gets his rocks off nightly by proving that he is smarter than everyone else, without pointing out the fact that he has the answer cards right in front of him. He's a lean, mean, fluent french speaking machine! He is Alex Trebec! He will be facing "the sexiest man of the century" (this is NOT made up!). At 68 years of age, this geezer can still be seen making love to many beautiful women on and off screen. He is living proof that not all old men need Viagra. He is the original secret agent, the first knight, the king, the escape artist of Alcatraz, he is Sean Connery.


Let's Go to Round One, shall we?