Lois Lane and Catwoman
The Story From Lois Lane #71 With A Twist

Intro

In part 1, Lois had watched the police cart the original Catwoman, Selina Kyle, and her gang off to jail. A policeman had found the unconscious Lois in a complete Catwoman costume from her earlier time spent thinking she was the Catwoman thanks to being hypnotized by the original. Wondering what was going on, this policeman took off her cowl then waited for her to come around. When she did, he told her about the arrest taking place. When all was done, he asked if Lois wanted a ride back to the station with them. She declined, and after they left, put her cowl back on. Lois had so much fun acting as the Catwoman while under her spell that she has decided to become the new Catwoman since the original is now in jail. Her magically transformed, super powered assistant, Catgirl, has joined with her in ransacking Metropolis.

Part 2 of 2

While Lois had adopted the name Selina Kyle in her role as Catwoman with the long wig she had obtained, she continued to go in to the Daily Planet to cover her activities. While Lois continued to write stories in the daytime, her nights were filled with her activities as Catwoman. A number of her coworkers at the Planet and her boss, Editor Perry White, had made numerous inquiries as to the whereabouts of Clark Kent, who had not been seen since the beginning of the adventure with Catwoman a bit more than a week earlier. Lois gave no clue that Clark was now her enslaved super female assistant, Catgirl.

One day, while Lois had Catgirl visiting the Planet in her Pussy Willow identity, dressed in a white lace blouce and red miniskirt with spike heeled pumps to match, she was busy showing Pussy her work station and the nearby facilities. More questions came up as they neared the vacant desk of the missing Clark Kent. At that moment, something clicked in Lois' mind. Pulling Pussy aside, she whispered into her ear an idea she had just come up with. Pussy nodded, then whispered back to Lois that the plan should work without problem. Lois and Pussy continued their tour of the Planet, then at lunchtime, Lois told Perry that she would be busy after lunch and not able to get back in before closing.

In Gotham City, Batman wondered how Catwoman had managed to get to Metropolis. It never even dawned on him to check with the state prison on the status of their prisoner, Selina Kyle. He just assumed that she was out of prison and operating in Metropolis. Selina, however, was keeping up with the news, and was seething that an imposter, whom she presumed was Lois Lane, had usurped her identity. Selina spent her idle time in the prison thinking of ways in which to get revenge on this image stealer.

Selina's time in prison was about to come to an abrupt end. The day that Lois and Pussy were visiting the Planet was her tenth day in prison, and she had been set up in a physical fitness program in the prison yard each afternoon. When Lois left the Planet that afternoon, she proceeded to her new Cat's Lair to change into her nocturnal identity, the firsttime she had done so since coming back to Metropolis with Catgirl. Pussy separated from Lois as soon as they were away from the building, and ducked into a deserted alleyway to do a super quick change into Catgirl. The now glossy black clad super villainess took to the air and proceeded to the Gotham State Prison.

Selina was with a group of female inmates engaged in a set of exercises in the prison courtyard. Catgirl did a supervision scan of the prison to make sure she was there while she was still a good distance from the prison. Catching sight of her prey, Catgirl worked up a batch of clouds over the prison by super-cooling the moisture in the air around her. Those on the ground in and around the prison were then astonished to see what appeared to be a funnel cloud forming in skies which no more than 10 minutes ago had been clear. Catgirl manuevered the funnel cloud into the vicinity of the prison courtyard to kick up dust and reduce visibility. Most of the prisoners scattered on their own, and those that didn't were herded back toward the building by guards. Before they could get to Selina, however, she was whisked up and out of the courtyard faster than anyone could see. Her disappearance would later be attributed to a providential gust of wind lifting her up and out of the prison.

In actuality, Selina was held tightly in the arms of Catgirl. When Selina caught her breath, she thanked her captor for getting her out of the prison, then asked her who she was. "I am someone you played games with just a couple of weeks ago," replied Catgirl. Selina puzzled over this cryptic answer for a few moments, then noticed they were already nearing Metropolis. The speed of their travel gave her a clue as to who she was talking with.

"As you can easily see," replied Catgirl, "I am most definitely not Superman. But I was your super cat before I was given my present form. I hope you like it! I'm now called Catgirl." Selina did a double take at hearing this, and wondered just what her imposter had been up to. "Now it's time for you to take a little nap, Selina," added Catgirl. The two zoom climbed to twenty thousand feet, and as the oxygen level fell way below that needed for human consumption, Selina lost consciousness.

As Catgirl approached the Cat's Lair with her sleeping armful, she saw Catwoman step out of the door to meet them. Lois had done a quick change once she got home to the Lair, knowing full well that Catgirl was going to make quick work of nabbing their prey. As Catgirl alit in the grass near where Catwoman stood waiting, she turned to her mistress and told her that everything went exactly as planned. After thanking Catgirl for her quick work, Catwoman had her bring her armload into the Lair.

Inside, Selina was placed in a seat in a small room that had no windows, just a desk with a lamp, two seats and a file cabinet. Catgirl went about stripping the clothes off Selina while Catwoman went to get her Cat's Eye ring and Circe's wand. Selina was still asleep when Catwoman came back to the room. "Shall we give Selina a bit of a thrill before we play with her?" she asked Catgirl.

"How so?" replied Catgirl.

"Just watch, and be sure to grab hold of our friend after the change to make sure my ring will have a stable target to hit."

With the solitary lamp in the office providing a soft glow in the room, Selina's eyes blinked open finally. She saw what she could have swore was herself standing in front of her. "Do you approve of what you see, Selina?" asked Catwoman. "I hope so, for you are the one who made me what I am. And I am so enjoying my new career!" With that, Catwoman pulled off her cowl, shaking her long black hair from side to side to loosen it up after doing so. Selina still looked on in a combined look of rage and puzzlement. Catwoman then pulled off her wig.

"So, you are indeed Lois Lane," blurted out Selina.

"No, that is where you are wrong," replied Catwoman. "I am no longer Lois Lane, except while out of costume in the day world. I am now Selina Kyle, the one true Catwoman, thanks to the introduction you gave to me to the identity when you hypnotized me."

"You're not Selina Kyle, I am!" shouted the nude figure on the seat.

"I think not," Catwoman said. "We have a bit of a problem at the Planet with a key figure there on the missing list. He won't be missing for much longer!" Catwoman raised Circe's wand up over the head of her past mentor. She then invoked the transformation rhyme she'd worked on since Catgirl had suggested it earlier in the day. "You who are Selina Kyle, have been imprisoned for a while. Now thanks to the time you've spent, you will become reporter Clark Kent!" At that, the raven haired beauty sitting on the couch started to shift in form and glow developed around her. As the glow dispelled, a well built male with short black hair was seen sitting on the couch with a stunned look on his face. At that moment, Catgirl reached with one hand to douse the lamp. The room fell into darkness as Catgirl took hold of the upper arms of the newly formed male.

Catwoman placed her right hand in front of his ace. "Watch my hand closely," Catwoman ordered. "Take in the ring's glow, let it relieve you of your questions." His eyes widened, and he fell into a trance. "Yes, I've used the same ring you changed me with. Forget your past as Selina Kyle. Now and forever more, you are Clark Kent, a reporter with the Daily Planet. When you go back to work tomorrow, you will tell all that ask that you were in an accident that gave you a momentary loss of memory. You may tell them that you have recovered some of your memory, but will need a lot of help in getting back into the swing of things. Once I drop you off in your apartment this evening, you will forget any memories of being in this building. Do you understand?"

Nodding, he said, "Yes, I see. My name is Clark Kent. I will have to relearn the way to do things at work. I will have no memories of this facility."

"Very good, Clark," replied Catwoman, as she withdrew her ring, put her wig back on, and redonned her cowl. She was out of the room before Catgirl turned the lamp back on.

lark was handed a pair of shorts that were obtained earlier in the day, and he pulled them on. Catgirl then blindfolded him, and took him by the hand to the door leading out of the Cat's Lair. It was still late in the day, and the sun had a ways to go before it would set. Catgirl picked up the person she had once been herself, then took off for a circuitous trip up and down the east coast to disorient her passenger. By the time dusk was starting to dim the skies, the new Clark Kent had been given a trip which would have thrilled any viewer allowed to see, but he spent the entire time with his sight blocked. Once again scanning ahead with her super vision, Catgirl made sure no one was in the immediate area of Clark Kent's apartment, then descended rapidly to the bedroom window, which faced an alleyway. Deftly raising the window with one hand while the other clenched her passenger, Catgirl hovered near the ledge. She then carried the new Clark into his old apartment, and shot back out the window before he had a chance to pull the blindfold away from his eyes. As he 're'aquainted himself with his domicile, Catgirl watched with X-Ray vision. Satisfied that Mr. Kent was settling in nicely, Catgirl made her way back to the Cat's Lair.

The next morning, Lois was busy at her desk with Perry White pacing nearby when a shout was heard throughout the dayroom. "Clark's back!" was heard from a number of voices simultaneously as he was spotted coming out of the elevator. Almost as one, the entire staff got up and thronged around their newly recovered lost lamb. Clark turned to Perry and explained that he barely knew to come to the Planet, with the lack of memory he had. Perry lead Clark to his desk, and had Lois work with him on bringing him back up to speed on his reporting skills. This is precisely what she had planned on the night before. Clark was now trained in a way that would give Lois a freer hand in her own affairs.

As the days and weeks wore on, Clark became more and more the good natured, diligent reporter he had been before his 'accident.' Lois gave more and more of her older responsibilities to him, allowing her to change her work schedule. Eventually, Lois was able to reduce her workload to a part-time status, then a bit later, to freelance. No one seemed to notice that the entire time she was training Clark and getting her workload reduced, Lois was letting her hair grow out. By the time she had left the regular employment of the Planet to go freelance, Lois had nearly waist length hair.

Catwoman no longer needed to don her wig. Her own hair was now at a length appropriate for her costume. Her freelance status at work gave her much more opportunities to join with Catgirl in looting and pillaging the lucrative targets of Metropolis. Eventually, Catwoman tired of her black costume, and replaced it with a bright green unitard. Its front was sculpted to proudly display her ample chest assets, and she settled on a sexy little green domino mask to cover her eyes instead of a cowl covering her whole head. Of course, she still enjoyed drawing stares, and made sure she had dark green boots with stiletto heels to match her dark green clawed gloves. Her Cat's Eye gem was relocated from her ring to a necklace which draped across her chest.

Catgirl, on the other hand, thrilled herself with the black she wore, and eventually experimented with more and more risque items to wear, from laced up thigh high boots to boots with heels so high that her toes were pointed like a ballerina's. This was, of course, no problem for her, since her super powers overcame any tendencies to become unbalanced. She also dabbled with costumes showing more and more skin, and also with some showing almost no skin at all. The fetish industry of Metropolis was having a field day, with pictures of Catgirl becoming the hottest traded items on the porno magazine market, and eventually the most heavily downloaded images off the world wide web.

Lois Lane was eventually not heard from at the Planet. Her loss was not taken as Clark Kent's had been, for she had weaned herself away from the Planet gradually. Selina Kyle was now active as Catwoman at all times of day, with her mercurial companion Catgirl almost always at her side. Eventually, her activities put her at odds with another person working at plundering Metropolis, Lex Luther. For a short time, they were at each other's throats, but after a while, it became obvious to them both that they'd get farther together that they would apart, and a new team of Super Villains was formed to work over Metropolis and more.

Of course, Metropolis' savior was nowhere to be seen. Superman had disappeared completely...well in one form anyway. God knows, she was certainly well seen and photographed for a super villainess.

This is the last part of a two part story by Steve Zink. He has more stories on my page. Including X-Men, Legion of Superheroes and more Superman/Lois Lane Fanfics. Email hime about this cool concept.