The more you disapprove, the more fun it is for me.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Don't make me get my flying monkeys!

It's not that I'm antisocial, I just don't like you.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.

And your point is . . . ?

Warning: I Have an Attitude and I Know How to Use It.

"Everyone is entitled to my opinion."
--Madonna

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Winning isn't everything. Winning and gloating and rubbing their noses in it ... that's everything!

You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.