First rule of Technology: Whatever happens, look as if it were intended.

Every morning is the dawn of a new error...

The Computer made me do it.

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. --Mitch Ratliffe

Computer Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.

All computers wait at the same speed.

Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors.

"There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence."
-- Jeremy S. Anderson

"AOL for Dummies" is kind of redundant, don't you think?

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PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

Today's CS lecture will be conducted entirely through the medium of interpretive dance.

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI

"Hurhurhur, 2400 baud sucks"
-- V.bis and Baudhead

Disc space -- the final frontier!

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

Best file compression around: 'DEL *.*' = 100% compression.

The name is Baud, James Baud.

BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.

Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.

Go ahead, make my data!

A fail-safe circuit will destroy all other circuits.