We reserve the right to arm bears.

Sure, when... - OINK FLAP OINK FLAP - Well I'll be darned!

I think animal testing is a bad idea; they get all nervous, and give the wrong answers

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!

Be fruit fly and multiple.

Carpe Aptenodytes! (Seize the Penguins!)

You can lead a pig to pearls...

I've got ears like a hawk.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Life without bears would be unbearable.

Small things amuse small minds - That's why I like elephants.

It is hard to soar like an eagle when you are surrounded by turkeys.