AAAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse and Ambiguity.
Adult, n.: One old enough to know better.
aibohphobia, n., The fear of palindromes.
Cat, n.: Lapwarmer with built-in buzzer.
Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Haiku - 'To write a poem with seventeen syllables is very diffic...'
Polynesia: memory-loss, in parrots.
Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.
Slinky: yet another failed attempt at perpetual motion.
Television: a medium. So called because it is neither rare, nor well done.