AAAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse and Ambiguity.

Adult, n.: One old enough to know better.

aibohphobia, n., The fear of palindromes.

Cat, n.: Lapwarmer with built-in buzzer.

Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

Haiku - 'To write a poem with seventeen syllables is very diffic...'

Polynesia: memory-loss, in parrots.

Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.

Slinky: yet another failed attempt at perpetual motion.

Television: a medium. So called because it is neither rare, nor well done.