Bill & Hillary are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? The nation.

Al Gore is proof that Tennessee has a sense of humor.

"Every election, Mickey Mouse looks better and better as President."
-- Duncan Long

A fool and his money are soon in office.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a new bomber.

The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words.

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"If you see a snake, just kill it. Don't appoint a committee on snakes."
-- H. Ross Perot

"If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates."
-- Jay Leno

Politically incorrect and proud of it.

If we quit voting will they all go away?

We've got the best government money can buy. Think about that for awhile.

Only in we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'..

How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?

I used to like political jokes until so many of them got elected!

Don't vote. You'll only encourage them.

"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."
-- Will Rogers

Friends don't let friends vote Republican.

"The Pledge of Allegiance says 'liberty and justice for all'. Which part of 'all' don't you understand?"
-- Rep. Pat Schroeder

"In politics, stupidity is not a handicap."
-- Napoleon Bonaparte

"The next time we elect a president, for God's sake can we do a background check?"
--David Letterman

When I was young I was told that anyone could be President. I'm beginning to believe it.

"Anyone who is capable of being elected president should on no account be allowed to do the job."
-- The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
--Mark Twain

I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion, I'd be irresponsible, too.

If the opposite of con is pro, then is congress the opposite of progress?

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