If oranges smell like chicken, why are tomatoes blue? Think about it!

A toast to bread, for without bread, there could be no toast.

On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.

I can bend minds with my spoon.

Visualize Whirled Peas

The sky is falling... No, I'm tipping over backwards.

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg.

This sentence no verb. This sentence short. This signature done.

When life gets weird, the weird get a life.

Ingredients: chopped pork shoulder with ham, salt, water, sugar, sodium.

It's all a pigment of your hallucination.

A gleekzorp without a ternpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort of)

I can resist anything but temptation.

Cheezy. And darn proud of it.

Semi-random organized chaos.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

If we can't lead them with a stick, we are going to have to beat them with a carrot.

Sometimes you have to turn a blind ear to these things.

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum. I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.

BE ALERT!!!! (The world needs more lerts ...)

I know you believe you understood what you think I said. But I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.