If oranges smell like chicken, why are tomatoes blue? Think about it!
A toast to bread, for without bread, there could be no toast.
On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.
I can bend minds with my spoon.
Visualize Whirled Peas
The sky is falling... No, I'm tipping over backwards.
I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg.
This sentence no verb. This sentence short. This signature done.
When life gets weird, the weird get a life.
Ingredients: chopped pork shoulder with ham, salt, water, sugar, sodium.
It's all a pigment of your hallucination.
A gleekzorp without a ternpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort of)
I can resist anything but temptation.
Cheezy. And darn proud of it.
Semi-random organized chaos.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
If we can't lead them with a stick, we are going to have to beat them with a carrot.
Sometimes you have to turn a blind ear to these things.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum. I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
BE ALERT!!!! (The world needs more lerts ...)
I know you believe you understood what you think I said. But I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.