Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

There are easier things in life than finding a good man...like nailing jello to a tree, for instance.

"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."
-- Gloria Steinem

First, God created man. Then he had a better idea.

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
-- Robin Williams

Guys Have Feelings, Too. But Like...Who Cares?

"There are men I could spend eternity with. But not this life."
--Kathleen Norris

"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh."
-- Conan O'Brien

Remember, Ginger Rodgers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards, and in high heels.

If you take a dog in and feed it, it will remain loyal to you and never turn on you. This is the principle difference between a man and a dog. - Mark Twain

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the sky & he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, & he has to touch it.

Yes, God created man before woman, but you always create a rough draft before the final masterpiece.

Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

"In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks."
--Scott Adams