Today's subliminal thought is:
I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Transvestites are men who like to eat, drink, and be Mary.
A dyslexic, agnostic insomniac - one who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog...
Brains by Mattel.
Carrot Top: ###*+*###
My name's not Elmo but you can tickle me anytime.
My car does 0-60mph in 5 miles!
If this car is being driven safely, call the cops - it's been stolen!
Write your questions down on the back of $20 dollar bill and send them to me.
It was such a lovely day I thought it was a pity to get up.
Keep grandma off the streets. Legalize bingo.
As easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841
'Every man has his price. Mine is $3.95.'
Feel good? Don't worry; you'll get over it!
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
I've been talking with my inner child lately...and now the little twit won't shut up!
Chaos, panic, disorder - my work here is done.
It's not that I'm antisocial, I'm just not friendly.
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
I wasn't sleeping. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
I can never remember if I'm the good or the evil twin.