f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.

The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHH!!'.

Mountain Dew and doughnuts... because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

Hey! It compiles! Ship it!

Any given program, when running, it is obsolete.

Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.

Become a programmer and never see the world!!!

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents. --Nathaniel Borenstein

There are two ways to construct a software design. Make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies; or make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies.