science and research

Gravity is a Myth. The Earth Sucks!

Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny yet measurable distance from the earth every year. If you do the math, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth's surface. This would explain the death of the dinosaurs. The tallest ones, anyway.

Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

Support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have.

"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad."
-- Dave Barry

Scientists have discovered that time is not real, that we only live in the current moment. But then according to that, they haven't done the research, and don't have anything to back them up.

It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-- Albert Einstein

"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?"
--Albert Einstein

"I haven't failed, I've only found 10,000 ways that won't work."
--Thomas Edison

It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.