sex and the minds it corrupts

Kinky sex is for those who can't handle normal sex.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.

Get your mind out of the gutter! Grab mine while you're there, please.

Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.