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Drunk Borg: Rslience in floor tile, Wan'be similated?

The Borg: Calm, Cool, Collective.

*test, If you can read this, my cloaking device is on the fritz again...

The Swedish Chef has been assimilated. Borg, borg borg.

Redneck of Borg: We all is goina asimilate you buddy!

"Scotty, beam us aboard."
"Aye, sir. Will a 2x4 do?"

Scotty is smoking the dilithium crystals again, Jim.

"Very funny Scotty, now beam me down my clothes..."
-- Kirk

Don't let Kirk show you what he affectionately calls the 'Captain's Log'.

"Bother," said Pooh, "Eeyore, ready two photon torpedoes and lock phasers on the Heffalump. Piglet, meet me in transporter room three. Christopher Robin, you have the bridge."

Yoda of Borg are we: Futile is resistance. Assimilate you, we will.

I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess!

I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be ...ooooh donuts!

Real Trekkies work out at the 'He's Dead Gym'

"Everyone, stand back. He's got a magnet!"
-- Data

It's the Borg! Quick, everyone try and look useless!

Boldly going nowhere

I! Finally! Figured! Out! How! To! Punctuate! Kirk's! Sentences!

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?
Three, a left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear.

"We've secretly switched the dilithium crystals with new Folger's Crystals... let's watch what happens."

I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun!

"In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to be used as a floatation device."
-- Commander Data, Star Trek Insurrection

Defect borg: Refutile is sistance. Your ass will be simulated.

Borger King: Have it our way, your way is irrelevant.

He's dead, Jim. You grab his tricorder, I'll get his wallet.

Mr Worf, fire phasers at will.....NO, NOT AT WILL RIKER!!!

Reality is for people who can't handle Star Trek.

Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?

Beam me up Scotty. This isn't the men's room.

Star Trek is like a family. The most important guy sits in the coolest chair in front of a big-screen TV telling everybody else what to do.

Mister Worf, show these children the airlock. - Picard

Jean-Luc Picard and Mister Clean: Separated at birth?

Original Pentium of Borg: Division is futile - your decimals will be approximated.

Tired of your clothes sticking to you like glue? Use static stopper for klingons!

Klingon proverb: Fool me once, shame on you: fool me twice, prepare to die.

"We have them just where they want us."
- J. T. Kirk

"Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here."
- J. T. Kirk

Spock to Kirk at his annual review: "I'm tired of wearing the same shirt and I can't afford a good haircut."

You, in the red uniform, go see what that noise is!

If you are talking via communicatior to your captain, remember this, for it is the single most important thing you can learn here at Starfleet Academy... Never give your Captain a straight answer, make sure he has to come on down to the planet and see for himself. Especially if you are serving on the Enterprise.

McBorgs: Over one million assimilated.

"People are worried about online porn on the Internet. It's the endless "Who's better -- Kirk or Picard?" threads that *should* scare them."
-- Jim Mullen