Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

Bad spellers of the world UNTIE!

Why do fools fall in love?? To reproduce and outnumber us.

The total sum of the world's IQ is constant. If the population is increasing, then intelligence is ...

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

The face is familiar but I can't quite remember my name.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Dain bramaged.

According to my best recollection, I don't remember.

I always keep a coat hanger in the glove box - just in case I locked my keys in the car.

I'm an experiment in artificial stupidity.

Don't play stupid with me - I'm better at it!

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them.

Help, I've fallen and I can't... Hey, nice carpet!

i souport publik edekasion.

Grammar has gots to be one of the most importantest things ever?

Dyslexic man sells soul to Santa... Film at 11.