Error in operator: add beer
For THIS I bought a computer?
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!
Oops. My brain just hit another bad sector.
Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
A mind is a terrible thing to... Oooh! Just a sec, more email.
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
But I thought YOU did the backups...
Computer problems? Have you checked the loose nut in front of the keyboard?
Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.