stupid users...not *those* kind of users...though....

Error in operator: add beer

For THIS I bought a computer?

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...

A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?

All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!

Oops. My brain just hit another bad sector.

Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?

A mind is a terrible thing to... Oooh! Just a sec, more email.


But I thought YOU did the backups...

Computer problems? Have you checked the loose nut in front of the keyboard?

Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.

Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.