The world's only useful point and click interface is a .44 Magnum.
-- Peter H. Coffin {ASR}

Anyone who says violence is not the answer is asking the question wrong...

This is an Uzi. This is an Uzi on full auto. Any questions?

Don't use force; use a bigger hammer.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

"The game of catch has never been so fun!"
-- inventor of the hand grenade.

Drive defensively. Buy a tank.

All extremists should be taken out and shot.