I’m just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.

Boss spelled backwards is 'double-SOB'

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
-- Oscar Wilde

If at first you don't succeed, try management.

TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.

"Work is a necessary evil to be avoided."
-- Mark Twain

I earn a seven figure salary, unfortunately there is a decimal point involved.