Europe's, Europe's number one, Europe's, number one.

David May, superstar, Got more medals than Shear-earer!

Ooh, ah, Cantona, Say ooh ah Cantona. Ooh ah, Eric Cantona, Ooh ah, Eric Cantona, Ooh ah, Eric Cantona, Ooh ah, Eric Cantona. Tune : Go West.

Cantona, Cantona, Cantona, Cantona, Ooh ah, Ooh ah, Ooh ah, Cantona, Ooh ah, Le Cantona.

He's red, he's white, He knew that Leeds were sh*te, Cantona, Cantona.

He's red, he's white, He kicked the Cockney sh*te, Cantona, Cantona.

Who's up Ch*pman's wife, who's up Ch*pman's wife?, Eric, Eric, Cantona, Eric, Eric, Cantona.

He's French, he's class, He's sh*gging L*slie As*, Cantona, Cantona.

We'll drink a drink a drink, To Eric the king, the king, the king, He's the leader of our football team, He's the greatest centre forward, That the world has ever seen.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, An Eric Cantona. On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Two Cantonas, and an Eric Cantona. etc.

What a friend we have in Jesus, He's a saviour from afar, What a friend we have in Jesus, And his name is Cantona! Ooh ah, Cantona, Ooh ah, Cantona, Ooh ah, Ooh ah, Ooh ah, Cantona, Ooh ah, Cantona.

Nicky Butt, Nicky, Nicky Butt.

Andy Cole, Andy Cole, Andy, Andy Cole, He gets the ball and scores a goal, Andy, Andy Cole.

Swing low, sweet Andy Cole, Coming for to score us a goal, Swing low, sweet Andy Cole, Coming for to score us a goal.

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing, Feared by the blues, loved by the reds, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs.

Neville Neville, You're future's immense, Neville Neville, You play in defence, Neville Neville, Like Jacko you're bad, Neville Neville, Is the name of your dad.

Oh Keano's bloody' magic, He wears a magic hat, And when he saw Old Trafford, He said I fancy that, He didn't sign for Arsenal, Or Blackburn 'coz they're sh*te, He signed for Man United, 'Coz they're f*cking dynamite.

Boom, Boom, Boom, Let me hear you say Keano...Keano! Tune : Boom, Boom, Boom by The Outhere Brothers.

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, La, la, la, la, Keano.

You are my Solskjaer, my Ole Solskjaer, You make me happy, when skies are grey, Oh Alan Shearer, was f*cking dearer, So please don't take, my Solskjaer away.

Oh...Jordi, Jordi, Jordi, Jordi, Jordi, Jordi, Jordi, Jordi, Jordi Cruyff. Jordi Cruyff, Jordi Cruyff, Jordi Cruyff, Jordi Cruyff,

We're just one of those teams, That you see now and then, We often score six, But we seldom score ten, We beat 'em at home, And we beat 'em away, We kill any bastards, That get in our way. We are the pride of all Europe, The cock of the North, We hate the Scousers, The Cockneys of course, We are United, Without any doubt, We are the Manchester boys. Na na na na na na na na, Na na na na na - OOOGH !

We're Man U and we are loud, Loyal fans and totally proud, Beat 'em at home beat 'em away, Kill any b*stards that get in our way, We hate City, Scouse, Leeds scum, And we make the bastards run, With this team we shall go far, Hughes, Giggs, Sharpe and Cantona, Won the league let's do it again, By just one point instead of ten, We'll keep the red flag flying high, 'Coz Man United will never die. Will never die, will never die, Will never die, will never die, We'll keep the red flag flying high, 'Coz Man United will never die.

For ever and ever, We'll follow the boys, Of Man United, The Busby Babes.

Hello, hello, we are the the Busby boys, Hello, hello, we are the the Busby boys, And if you are a City fan, Surrender or you'll die, We all follow United.

Oh, me lads, You should have seen us coming, Fastest team in the League, Just to see us winning, All the lads and lasses, With smiles upon their faces, Walking down the Warwick Road, To see Matt Busby's aces.

And it's Man United, Man United F.C. We're by far the greatest team, The world has ever seen.

Glory, glory, Man United, Glory, glory, Man United, Glory, glory, Man United, And the reds go marching on, on, on.

We love United, we do, We love United, we do, We love United, we do, Oh, United we love you.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way, Oh what fun it is to see, United win away - oh!

Oh it's a grand old team to play for, Oh it's a grand old team to see, And if, you know, your history, It's enough to make your heart go woh, oh, oh,oh, We don't care what the City fans say, What, the hell do we care, For we only know, that there's gonna be a show, And the famous Man United will be there.

We are United supporters, Loyal through and through, Over and over, We will follow you. Oh when the reds, oh when the reds, Oh when the reds go marching in, I wanna be in that number, Oh when the reds go marching in.

Man United, Man United, We'll support you evermore, We'll support you evermore.

Man United, Man United, We're the pride of Manchester, We're the pride of Manchester. We hate Nottingham Forest, We hate Liverpool too, (and Leeds), We hate Manchester City, But United we love you - altogether now...

We will follow United, Over land and sea, We will follow United, On to victory.

Cheer up Alan Shearer, Oh what can it mean, to a Sad Geordie bastard, and a Shite football team.