He's a Nice guy really he is. He's quiet. He's thoughtful. He's intelligent. He works really really hard (and way to much) at any job he has. He seems to be the Perfect Guy. He just can't get Laid. No, really I'm serious, we try and try and try. We even throw girls though his Bedroom window and still he can't get laid. We've even made him a director and this still doesn't seem to help. So we've decided to place a challenge: Free tickets for life to our show to the person who gets him laid. We're not kidding, free tickets for life. Only one catch, He has to admit he got laid. Getting him to talk is one thing, getting him to confess he actually got laid is something alltogether. He's too quiet. Or you can take the other route, photographic evidence J.