When I was first asked to do a bio for Brian and Kristie, my first instinct was to ask "Do I really have to write separate bios for them?". I mean, they're always at the same place at the same time. They're both directors of Larger than Life that decided to become regular cast members at IP. To make a long story short, the similarities are mind-boggling. And so, to give me a good reason to be lazy, I've decided to write them the same bio. If you want to look at the other bio, feel free to check it out but you'd be wasting your time, because it's the same one.

Brian/Kristie was born on some night at some place where he/she grew up, did some stuff, and then joined rocky and did some rocky-like stuff there. Then he/she met Brian/Kristy and eventually married. Brian/Kristie has always been respected in the local rocky community for his/her ability to gain respect in the rocky community, and so it was no surprise when Torch, the Larger than Life director at the time, in his infinite (for the sake of the argument) wisdom, finally passed the... um... torch to them, and he/she has been directing LTF with Brian/Kristie ever since. Brian/Kristie is highly notable in IP for his/her capacity to constantly dispel any theories that him/her and Brian/Kristie might be the same person by being at the same place at the same time during the show.

Out of Rocky, Brian/Kristie do some stuff that may or may not be unrelated to Rocky, they've also been known to breath oxygen every once in a while.