Leah is one half of our Public Relations department. She gained this position the old fashioned way: she bribed the directors. Despite being vastly under-qualified, pathetic and clueless as to what Public Relations even is, she still managed to achieve this job. Naturally this would lead to many Public Relations disasters, of which Leah has seemed to master. Here is just a few of the faux-paus she has committed:

On her first day on the job she spent the entire P.R. budget on a pair of custom made Rhinstone sunglasses with the Rocky lips on them; which she immediately lost. So having no money for flyers, ads, or anything else she has had to come up with free advertising for the show. Her first idea was to paint the words "Rocky Horror" on her body and run naked through Ybor. Sadly she wrote "Ricky Martin" by mistake which lead everyone to believe he was in concert nearby and a riot erupted. After she made bail, Leah's next idea was to hijack a radio station and force the airstaff to plug the show. Someone should have told her that 910 AM was an all Hungarian station. Several Hungarian women came to the next show--riding a pair of yaks. The yaks started pooping all over the theatre. Have you ever had to clean up Yak dung?!? It's not a pretty scene. But Leah's greatest triumph of stupidity came when she thought that we would get a bigger audience if we had a more current movie playing. Leah sent away our print in exchange for the director's cut of 'Spiceworld'. Needless to say we closed shortly thereafter.