THERE'S A FORMULA TO
IT A
VERY SIMPLE FORMULA.
EVERYONE'S A SUSPECT.
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FOR SURVIVING A HORROR MOVIES
1.
YOU CAN NEVER HAVE SEX
SEX = DEATH
2.
YOU NEVER DRINK OR DO DRUGS
iT'S THE SIN,
AN EXTENSION OF NUMBER 1
3.
NEVER, EVER SAY "I'LL BE RIGHT BACK"
BECAUSE YOU WON'T
BE BACK, YOU'LL BE DEAD.
FOR MAKING A SUCCESSFUL SEQUEL
1. THE BODY COUNT IS ALWAYS LARGER
2.
THE DEATH SCENES ARE MUCH MORE ELABORATE
.MORE
BLOOD, MORE GORE - CARNAGE CANDY
YOUR CORE AUDIANCE
JUSTS EXPECTS IT
.3. NEVER ASSUME THE KILLER IS DEAD