RANDY'S  RULES



THERE'S A FORMULA TO IT A
VERY SIMPLE FORMULA.
EVERYONE'S A SUSPECT.

 
 

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FOR SURVIVING A HORROR MOVIES

1.  YOU CAN NEVER HAVE SEX
SEX = DEATH

2.  YOU NEVER DRINK OR DO DRUGS
iT'S THE SIN,  AN EXTENSION OF NUMBER 1

3.  NEVER, EVER SAY "I'LL BE RIGHT BACK"
BECAUSE YOU WON'T BE BACK,  YOU'LL BE DEAD.
 

FOR MAKING A SUCCESSFUL SEQUEL

1.  THE BODY COUNT IS ALWAYS LARGER

2.  THE DEATH SCENES ARE MUCH MORE ELABORATE
.MORE BLOOD,  MORE GORE  -   CARNAGE CANDY
YOUR CORE AUDIANCE JUSTS EXPECTS IT


 
.3.  NEVER ASSUME THE KILLER IS DEAD