Try this stuff next time you visit Redwall.
Sneak into the Bell Tower and cut off a bit of the bell ropes a little at a time so they seem to be shrinking.
Pretend to have chats with Martin the Warrior.
Take a sling and shoot stones at nothing. Every now and then jump up and down, wave your paws and yell that you got a bullseye.
Scream "EULALIA!!!!!" for no reason at all and no matter where you are whether its the Dining Hall or Dormitory. Practise shouting it alot too.
Secretly rearrange stuff in Frair Hugos kitchen. After Frair Hugo complains about it and puts everything back where it belongs rearrange it again.
Take one of the Redwall habits,lay it on the ground and start beating it with a stick. When somebeast asks what you are doing say, "It's a bad habit."
Dye all the habits the same color, preferabably a obnoxious color like black, pink or tie-dye.
Make up a song with a strange phrophecy in it. Sing it alot and when somebeast asks where you learned it just say Martin taught it to you.
Take a peice of paper and write "Martin was here" then leave it where somebeast will find it.
In the middle of the night sneak out of your room and go unbar the Abbey gates. Open them wide. Go back to bed.
At night when everybeast's asleep, go into some creatures room, light all their candles and then sneak off back to bed.
Cut off somebeasts whiskers while they're asleep.
If there's a hare visiting the Abby, tie their ears together, or to something, while they're aseep.
When the Badger Mother's sleeping paint her black stripes white.
Make up a riddle. Write it down in map form. Put it where somebeast will find it. Make the riddle hard and the "treasure" even harder to get to. Make the "treasure" somthing dumb like a old stick, a piece of paper that says "gotcha", a dibbuns rattle,ect.
In the Bell Tower hang a stuffed animal from a noose made on one of the Bell ropes.
Switch somebeasts soup for Hotroot soup.
Laugh,"WHHHOOOHAAAHAAAAA!!!!!" for absolutely no reason.
Tell one of the otters you dropped something in the Abbeys pond and ask if he'd please go get it for you. When he/she goes down to the bottom and comes back up for air for the 10th time shout to the otter that you found it by the edge of the pond near the rushes a few minutes ago. When the otter asks why you did'nt say anything say, "I tried but you kept going back down under water."
Insist that your nickname be "Cluny".
Determine how many cups of Strawberry Fizz is too many.
Ask others what species they are.
Develop an unnatural fear of the Abbeys kitchens, develop a fear of washing dishes espically.
Wave and shout out friendly greetings to vermin who are walking by.
When nobeast's around go to the Tapestry and write "Made in Taiwan" on it somewhere.
©1999 Stephany White aka Shadoe Hare. Not to be used without permission.