Redwall Wallop

So What the heck is "Redwall Wallop?" Well it's like this...these are fun questions about what you would do in a certain situations, usually dangerous ones, where you get "walloped" anyway. This isn't a contest or anything so you dont have to send me your answers (although I'd love to hear what some of you would do.) There are no right answers since we're all different.

Which would you rather have happen? Be hypnotised by Asmodeus or by Ublaz?

Would you rather be bitten by an adder on the butt or on the face?

Would you rather be at the mercy of trident -weilding toads or at the mercy of monitaur lizards?

Would you rather be at the mercy of Cluny the Scourge, Ublaz or Swart Sixclaw?

Who would you rather fight? Asmodeus or a badger in Bloodwrath?

If you were dying, say from a wound, would you rather have your friend mercifilly slay you with a sword, dagger or mace?

Would you rather die from being stabbed numerous times with a sword or die from being clubbed to death by a mace?

Which would you prefer? To be stabbed in the gut by a sword or by a birds talon?

If you saw three creatures, a otter, a mole and a hedgehog, tied to individual stakes and about ready to be burned alive, which creature would you save first?

Which bad character from the Redwall books would you pick to be stuck on a deserted island with?

Which good character from the Redwall books would you pick to be stuck on a deserted island with?

Would you rather be beaten up by a large band of assorted vermin or by a large band of hares of the Long Patrol?

Which would you prefer? To be chased by a horde of vermin or a badger in Bloodwrath?

Would you rather be whacked on the head by a badger's mace or be run through by a mouse's sword?

Which would you rather fight, a badger or two Monitor lizards?

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