Sicko and the abnormals are:
Justin:Singer
Danny:Guitar and Backing Vox
Chris:Bass and Backing Vox
Kris:Drums
Fumage: How long has Sicko been together?
Kris: About Four Years.
Fumage:How did you get Started?
Justin:We we're all high School Losers.
LudaKris: We relized punk rock was really easy , and we're all lazy.
Danny: We're just like Sick, kind of Twisted little kids on T.V. still. That's our thing. You know, we're just stupid and retarded, and we were raised on television.
Justin: Where are you goin with this?
Danny: That's just what we are man. Except for Chris. Chris is from the country.
Chris: Yeah, I'm from Georgia.
Fumage: Why did you get a new bassist?
Kris: Our old one got way to fat for the band, and he got married.
Chris: It's a disease.
Kris: We think it's titilitus
Chris: Instant Death Syndrome
Tony(from outside the car): AHHH AHHHH AHHHHHH!!!!!
Chris: That's Tony. He like's to pretend he's in the band.
Danny:He likes to pretend he's Italian
Kris: He like's to pretend he's alot of thing's.
Fumage:Could you describe some of your abnormalities?
Kris: I,ve got three testicles.
Danny:I've got a bent dick.
Justin:Ive got really small nipple's.
Danny: Well it's curved. It is bent, but it's got a curve.
Kris: One of Justin's pectoral muscles is bigger than the other.
Justin: Very True.
Danny: And we all have bad tattoo's.
Justin: One of my nut's hangs down.
Chris: My tattoo is on the inside.
Justin: I like young girls that are stupid.
Danny: I like stupid girl's that are young.
Tony(Knocks at the window): Is that Sicko in there?
Danny: We sweat way more than normal people!
Kris: We all rode the short bus to school.
Fumage:What are your influence's besides TV?
Danny: The Beatle's.
Chris: Does porn count as TV?
Justin: I like Music.
Chris: Yeah, Music influences me!
Danny: I'm a big fan of God too.
Chris: Yeah, God and date rape.
(this part got a little hard to decipher,but I heard something about having lots of sex with German women in the war.)
Fumage:What are your opinion's on the local scene?
Danny: It's good but it could be alot better.
Chris: It could be the shit, because there are alot of people who who could...
Justin: Shit! It's like nothing now.
Kris: It'd help if people came to shows. I think a lot of band's in this city take themselve's too seriously. They don't know how too have fun, and they think they're heading for the big time.
Danny: They think they're rock stars.
Justin: I just got my dick caught in the door!
Danny: We'll play with anybody though.
Chris:We'll play anytime, anywhere.
DAnny: My whole philosophy when we play is do whatever gets you off. If you want to smoke, Smoke. If you dont want to smoke, Don't smoke. If you want to bang your head, bang your Fuckin head! That's what im doing. I do what get's me off. They do whatever they want to do. If they want to yell at me, I'm totally cool with that.
Justin: Every show should be a Party.
Chris: I'd like to dispel the rumor that I'm a hippie.I am not a hippie.
Justin: I'd like to dispel the rumor that we're a Punk Rock band.
Fumage:Tell me about some of your best or worst live exsperience's.
Danny: One time we played Fight for Your Right(Beastie Boys)and threw Whipped cream pies. We ruined the stage. That was alot of fun.
Fumage: I was there. That was some good pie!
Justin: When the girl let me look up her dress while I sang a song.
Kris: That would be Halloween. Hair on earth.
Danny: What was the worst?
Chris: My first show!
Sicko: Laughter
Justin: We've had one worse than that.
Danny: Rob Man! We played this show under a different name, cause we were playing two show close together. We got to play the last minute. We named our band Adolph & the Four Horsemen just to fuck around, and this skinhead came. This dude had skins tattooed on his forehead, and crucified christ on his chest, He was just standing up front the whole time like Why dont you fucking play something good?!
Justin: I mean, I'm a shit talker, but this meat-head flipped me off.
Danny: He was a marine man! He was scary.
Kris: We we're scared, and it sucked.
Kris: Then we played in Fort Wayne, amd almost died on the way back, That kinda sucked.
Chris : there was this dead deer in the road, and we were doing 90 in Justin's Bronco.
Kris: Tearing down street signs, and reflector poles.
Chris:We swerved off into the ditch. I thought we were dead. I could see the headlines. Rock 'N' Roll super stars die in automobile crash.
Kris; Im goin with herion dude! Fuck you all!!!
Fumage:Are any of you planning on suicide?
Justin: Oh, We're not 27 yet.
Kris: We can't join the club.
Danny: Nope, not yet.
Chris: I'll be 27 in two years' so we'll see.
Justin: I'll be 27 in like 8 years!
Chris: I'd also like to dispel the rumors that I'm 14.
Fumage: Are you planning on a record out anytime?
Justin: We're the laziest band in the world.
Danny: As soon as we get the funds, we're going too.
Kris: I just got a job. I'm gonna be a nobody,because I work third shift now, so I'm gonna buy the records.
Chris: We got a song on a comp that some guy did.
Justin: Rusted Media Comp.
Chris: We recorded ourselve's. Produced and engineered by the Chrises.
Danny: Yeah, we definitly want to put out stuff.
Justin; On a personal note, any hot girls...any girlsreading this my number is 317-783-4275. Come on, Please. I'm dying here.
Danny: We're also making plans to....
Kris: Dont even talk about that.
CHris: We have to save some for the next interview.
Danny: Okay. When it's more of a reality.
Fumage:When you guys are famous?
Justin: What are you talking about? This is it!
Chris: Notorious would be more the word. We're trying to develop a reputation that has nothing to do with our actual lives.
Justin: All i gotta say is kill a punk for Rock & Roll. Nobody's gonna like that.
Danny: No body likes us anyway.
Kris: I like us.
Fumage: What do you write your songs about?
Justin: Oh great, that,s me. I don't know. We haven't had a new song in over a year now.
Chris: We're in a transitional period.
Danny: Anything. Whatever's around.
Chris: Jacking off.
Justin: Shut up! You've built it up too much! The question is dead. Nevermind. Anything around me really. That's all i can say. My dreams and fantasies. Anything that's so out of reach, i live vicariously by what i sing about.
Chris: Ohh! Vicariously! We'll I haven't been in the band that long, but I think the song's are less about real shit and more about like...I don't know. I have no idea! It's about shit that's way deep down inside man!
Justin: It's about love man.
Fumage: Anything you need to say?
Justin: 317-783-4275
Danny: Come see us play!
Kris: E-Mail us at dumbyngandloud@hotmail.com, and we'll play anywhere!
A:Alright, say your names so I can figure out who the hell is saying what.
Ludakris: Ludakris, drummer.
Johnny Gash: Johnny Gash, child molester.
Danny:DANNY!
(Brad was absent from this interview so Tony from the cryptomanics took his place)
A: So anyways, why did you guys decide to get back together?
Ludakris: Because we were bored.
Danny: It's more fun.
A:More fun than what?
Danny:Than the other band(Naptown Hellcats).
Ludakris:There's more feeling in it. More balls!
A:MORE BALLS? Them testicles is huge!
Danny:More love.
Johnny Gash: Way to much love in this town. We need the animosity.
A:What are you guys influenced by? A certain style a certain band....?
Ludakris: We're gone by now....We just went everywhere. There are no influences really.
Danny: Heh, heh.
Johnny Gash: Ourselves?!
A: Beer?
Johnny Gash: Big fan of pornography.
A: Obviously God, every song tonight seemed to be about God!
Johnny Gash: Oh yeah we love God!
Ludakris: HA! BIG FANS OF THE LORD!
Johnny Gash: ...Man I don't know punkrock, rock n' roll!
Danny: Anything that rocks! Like Otis Redding, The Clash, Booker T. and the MG's......
A: What do you guys plan on doing now that you're back together?
A: GEEEZ!
Danny: ROCK!
Ludakris: Go out of state travel play anywhere we can. whoever reads this must book us a show. YOU GOTTA!
Danny: I just wanna have some fun and meet girls.
Johnny Gash: Can I get a cigarette, Andy?
Danny: Me, too, dog!
Tony: gimmie a light, we'll share it.
Danny: You can't share it, man, that's just foolish!
A: What are your feelings on the state of the scene here in Indy at the moment?
Ludakris: It's getting better.
A: How so?
Ludakris: People are starting to come out to shows again.
Danny: More people are comin' around, but I don't feel like I have to be nice to them just because they're wearing a fucking T-shirt. "Oh you're wearing a Dead Kennedys T-shirt, ME TOO!" That shits fucking dumb it makes me cry.
A: So you guys are an emo band, then...' cause you cry....and stuff.
A: Where do you see yourselves in a year from now?
Johnny Gash: Oh, yeah.
Danny: We try.
Danny: Drunk.
Johnny Gash: With social diseases
Danny: ....With a smile.
A: Sounds like a song idea. So what do you mainly write about?
Johnny Gash: HA HA!
Danny: That's your dept..
Johnny Gash: What I go through.......in everyday life. I have these daily battles with.....
A: GOOD AND EVIL?
Johnny Gash: Fuck that! I don't know! Chicks and how much they suck.
Danny: Oh that's gonna sound good.
Ludakris: Strike that!
Johnny Gash: I don't know off hand, I write about how stupid some people are!
Danny: Sports, and how stupid they are but they are probably fun to play.
Johnny Gash: No, I write about a bunch of crazy shit!
Danny: Yeah, we write "CRAZY SHIT!"
Johnny Gash: It's like, if I were to go out...I don't really do that stuff, but I'm not lying. I just wish life could be like that. I also write about cross sections of society that just...RETARDED! For example, rock n' roll. It's a great thing, then they gotta ruin it by putting labels on it. Like "hardcore" and "alternative", it's bullshit! And there's even bullshit in the bullshit! For example "alternative" Kurt Kobain, he OD'd and blew his brains out, but he had it "so hard". He was a fucking millionaire!
A: Yeah if they're depressed, why not just kill themselves? Like Morrissey, that guy should just kick his own ass. Alrighty then last one. What's does F.U.D. stand for?
At this point, everyone was walking around and just taking the recorder whenever they thought of an idea, and so were all of our friends. So it's kinda hard to distinguish who said what so here's a list of all the ideas...............................................
Fucking Unity Dong, Free Under Drawls, Friggle Under Diggle, Fornication Under Door, Forget Ugly Douche, Found Under Dill, Fuckin' Ugly Duckling, Found Under Doorstep, Free Used Douche, Fraternal Under Doody, Fuck Up Dude, Find Use Drugs, Females Under Dingleberries, Fugazi Uh Dude, Fuck U Dildo, Four Undetermined Diseases, Fucking Ugly Dames, Four United Drunks.
So far these guys win the award for most ideas of what F.U.D. stands for, that's for sure! But if you would like to get in touch with them for a show or just to say Hi! you can reach them at:
