LAUGHING MATTERS
To impress his client the
young businessman took him to an Italian restaurant. He picked up
the men and ordered: " We'll have the giuseppe
spomdalucci," he said.
"Sorry, sir," said the
waitress that's the proprietor.
Question: What do you call a
politician who has lost an election?
Answer: A Consultant.
Before you had to be able to
speak at least five languages to get a good job in an European
hotel, now you need to speak at least five to stay in one.
Opening the letter she said
to her husband: "The electric board says that this is our
final reminder. Isn't it wonderful that they are not going to
bother us any more?"
Does coffee taste like mud if
it's ground?
"What were you doing
when the police arrived?" the judge asked the defendant.
"Waiting, sir."
"Waiting for what?"
"For money."
"Who was supposed to give you the
money?"
"The man I was waiting for."
"Why was he going to give you the
money?"
"For waiting."
"Enough of this!" exclaimed
the judge.
"What do you do for a
living?"
"I'm a waiter!"