LAUGHING MATTERS

A man had a horseshoe hanging over his front door. ' I'm surprised to know you believe in superstitions. Do you really think it will bring you good luck? asked his friend. "No, I'm not really superstitions' said the man. 'But I have been told that it works even if you don't believe in it.'

A man's marrige proposal was rejected for religious reasons, he was broke, and she worshipped money.

A preacher to his congregation: 'I don't mind your putting buttons in the collection plate, but please provide your own buttons, and don't pull them off the church cushions.