Just For A Laugh!
Overheard in the lift
"My boss told me I would geta pay rise when I earned it He's
crazy if he thinks I'll wait that long."
Census official to harried
housewife: "I need the exact number of dependents, Mrs.
Smith, not how many will be alive after their father gets
home."
A Confirmed atheist was
visiting the house of a deeply religious friend. He noticed a
very beautiful model of the solar system with a globe
representing the earth, surrounded by all the planets. "I'd
love one of these," he said, "Who made it?".
"Oh, nobody made," replied his friend, "It just
happened."
An American was hopelessly
lost in the Scottish Highlands and wandered about for nearly
seven days. Finally, he met a kilted native. "Thank Heavens
I've met somebody," he cried with delight "I've been
lost for the last week." Is there a reward out for you"
asked the Scotsman. "No." said the American. "Then
I'm afraid ye're still lost"
At an auction in Paris a
wealthy American lost his wallet containing over $20,000. He made
an announcement about his loss and added that he would give $ I
00 to the finder.
From the back a clearly English voice shouted: "I'll give a
hundred and fifty."
Hans was watching television one evening when his eight year old son came to him and said, "Daddy, will you take me to the zoo tomorrow?". "No," his father answered. "if the zoo wants you, let them come and get you."