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sbangry.wav(22 KB)
Lone Star: You are ugly when you're angry.
sbassbig.wav(23 KB)
President Scroob: Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?!
sbbeard.wav(28 KB)
Dark Helmet: Come back, you fat bearded bitch!
sbcan.wav(20 KB)
Dot Matrix: Hey! Stop looking up my can.
sbchick.wav(34 KB)
Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?!
sbgood.wav(54 KB)
Dark Helmet: Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
sbholes.wav(113 KB)
Dark Helmet: How many assholes do we have on this ship anyhow?
Crew: YO!!
Dark Helmet: I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes! (Pulls down facemask)
Keep firing assholes!
sbknow.wav(59 KB)
Yogurt: Who dares enter the sacred and awesome presence of the everlasting know-it-all?!
sbmeet.wav(33 KB)
Lone Star: At last! We meet for the first time for the last time.
sbmog.wav(40 KB)
Barf: I'm a mog; half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.
sbring.wav(44 KB)
Dark Helmet: You have the ring. And I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
sbschw.wav(42 KB)
Yogurt: Never underestimate the power of the schwartz!
sbshit.wav(79 KB)
Dark Helmet: Found anything yet?
Space Troopert: We aint found shit!
sbsuck.wav(32 KB)
President Scroob, Dark Helmet & Colonel Sandurz: Suck! Suck! Suck!
sbsuckbl.wav(18 KB)
Colonel Sandurz: She's gone from suck to blow.
sbwithu.wav(55 KB)
Yogurt: And may the schwartz be with you!