SELPHIE: Our last and final chapter...
RINOA: Also our shortest... Because the FF7 characters *shuts her mouth*
SELPHIE: Just read to figure out what happens...
RINOA: Your turn to do the copyrights!
SELPHIE: Okay.. I'll make this short. Squaresoft® are the creators of FF7 and FF8, 2 epic RPG games part of SonyPlaystation® If you plagerize this fic, you're breaking the law, so don't @_@ In other words, ask for our permission if you actually want to post this fic on your site ^_^
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(over at Balamb City...)
SELPHIE: Which restaurant should we eat at?
NARRATOR: Then Zell bumps into someone...
ZELL: Oof! Hey, wa- Mom?! *lets go of Tifa's hand quickly*
MRS. DINCHT: Hi honey!! Why are you up so late?!
QUISTIS: We're looking for a restaurant to eat at, Mrs. Dincht.
MRS. DINCHT: Put your money away! I'll be glad to cook dinner for all of you!
ZELL: No, it's okay, mom.
MRS. DINCHT: I insist! Now c'mon, let's go over to the house...
NARRATOR: At the Dincht residence...
IRVINE: You cook the best food, Mrs. Dincht!
MRS. DINCHT: Thank you, Irvine! Now Zell, why can't you be like Irvine?
ZELL: Mom!!
MRS. DINCHT: Well, have you been doing okay, Zell?
ZELL: Yeah mom.. I'm doing great.
MRS. DINCHT: *looks around* You have lots of new friends. Won't you introduce us?
ZELL: Fine.. This is Cloud, Aeris, Tifa.. *pauses and smiles at Tifa*
CID: Aren't you supposed to introduce the rest of us?
ZELL: Oh.. Oh! Uh, and this is Reno and Shera and Cid. The other's you've met already.
MRS. DINCHT: Nice to meet you all! Are all of you SeeDs, too?
CLOUD: No; we come from a different world- we got lost here and.. well, it's complicated.
MRS. DINCHT: I see. *turns to Zell* Now who's the pretty girl that you kept smiling at?
ZELL: Mom!! Not so loud!!
(everyone snickers)
MRS. DINCHT: My son's first girlfriend! Let me get my camera *runs off*
ZELL: *mumbling* We shoulda went to Dollet....
SELPHIE: Stop being so angry, Zell!
RINOA: Yeah! You haven't seen your mom in a long time anyway... Isn't it nice to visit her after such a long time?
ZELL: Of course it is! She's my mom; but... she's embarrassing me!
QUISTIS: Atleast she didn't make a big deal about you holding hands with a girl like I thought she would...
ZELL: "Didn't make a big deal"?! She just ran upstairs to get her camera! She's embarrasing me and poor Tifa!
TIFA: It's okay, Zell. I won't hate you for this *smiles at Zell*
MRS. DINCHT: I'm back! *starts snapping pictures of Zell & Tifa*
AERIS: *spots some cards on the counter* Hey, what are these?
SQUALL: Playing cards that are part of this game called "Triple Triad".
SHERA: How do you play?
QUISTIS: *starts explaining endlessly*
NARRATOR: At the ball...
ELENA: This ball is sooooo romantic...
TSENG: Hmmm... will we ever get out of here?
ELENA: *pouts but keeps on dancing*
RUDE: *appearz* Have any of you seen Tifa at all?!
TSENG: No.
RUDE: *pouts* I wanted to dance with her... Hey Tseng, mind if I cut in?
ELENA: [No!]
TSENG: Sure, I need to get a drink anyway *steps aside and Rude starts dancing with Elena*
RUDE: Nice ball, huh Elena?
ELENA: [Grrr....]
RAJIN: *comes back to the ball* Now where's that weird chick, ya know?
SEIFER: Who?
RAJIN: Some girl with a headband.. she said something about somethin' called "Materia", ya know.
SEPHIROTH: *drinks some beer* Yuffie.
RAJIN: Eh, ya know?
SEPHIROTH: She's part of Cloud's team. She's a materia hunter.
FUJIN: MATERIA?!
SEPHIROTH: I don't feel like explaining it *drinks some beer* She's over there, Rajin *pointz to Yuffie digging through the cooler*
RAJIN: Thanks, ya know! *runz off*
NARRATOR: Back at the Dincht residence...
MRS. DINCHT: Ran out of film...
SQUALL: ....And that's how to play Triple Triad!
AERIS: How cool!
ZELL: *looks at a clock* Oh oh! It's getting late; we should go back to Balamb now.. *rushes out* Bye mom!! Thanks for dinner!!
MRS. DINCHT: You're welcome, son! Come back soon!
QUISTIS: Well... let's go to our dorms now.
ZELL: No, it's still early!
RINOA: But you just said-
ZELL: We had to leave soon; or else she'd either find some more film or let us sleep over there.
SELPHIE: So whaddya wanna do then?
TIFA: Wow, that's a cool dock over there!
ZELL: Yeah... reminds me of our first SeeD mission, huh Squall?
SQUALL: ..... [Rinoa..]
(walk over to the dock)
AERIS: What's wrong Squall? You seem so sad all of the sudden.
SQUALL: Huh? Oh nothing, I just thought of something...
QUISTIS: Isn't this nice? Just doing nothing.
RENO: Yup I know what you mean, babe.
QUISTIS: *giggles*
NARRATOR: Everyone walks off in their own couples to somewhere on the dock.
ZELL: Tifa, I'm sorry about my mom!
TIFA: Zell, it's fine!.......At least...you have a mom...*looks out into the water*
ZELL: What happened?
TIFA: *looks back a Zell with a tear running down her cheek*
ZELL: *Wipes away the tear*
TIFA: Do you...wanna hear the story?
ZELL: Sure.
NARRATOR: Tifa tells the WHOLE story about everything back in Nibelheim.
ZELL: I'm sorry.
TIFA: It's okay, Don't be.
NARRATOR: With Quistis and Reno...
RENO: The skys are so clear here. Back in our world it's just polluted from all the reactors.
QUISTIS: Oh...It's a clear night also. It's so pretty.
RENO: Just like you *smiles*
QUISTIS: *blushes* You're so sweet.
NARRATOR: With Selphie and Irvine.
IRVINE: Isn't this nice?
SELPHIE: Yeah!
IRVINE: You look so nice tonight.
SELPHIE: Awww...Thanks! You do too!
IRVINE: Thanks! *smiles*
NARRATOR: With Rinoa and Cloud.
RINOA: So hows it going Cloud?
CLOUD: I dunno...
RINOA: Looks like you got something on you're mind?
CLOUD: Not really...
RINOA: Cloud, I have to tell you something.
CLOUD: yeah...?
RINOA: I don't think that we're gonna work out...I'm sorry it's just I miss Squall too much...You understand don't you?
CLOUD: I understand.  I didn't think it was gonna work either.
NARRATOR: Squall and Aeris...
SQUALL: Aeris...
AERIS: Yeah...?
SQUALL: I don't mean to hurt your feelings or anything but...Well, it's not that I don't like you, it's just that I like Rinoa more...
AERIS: Oh, That's okay.  I like Cloud more also...
NARRATOR: With Cid and Shera...
SHERA: I had a great time tonight.
CID: So did I.
SHERA: *Smiles at Cid*
CID: You're so pretty when you smile.
SHERA: Aww Cid, I didn't know you could be so sweet! I love it when your like this!
CID: Heh...
NARRATOR: Squall and Aeris...
SQUALL: It's getting late, we better head back to the garden.
AERIS: Yeah...lets go get everyone...
NARRATOR: Squall and Aeris walk over to Rinoa and Cloud.
SQUALL: Cloud & Rinoa; we gotta go it's getting late.
AERIS: Yeah c'mon...And by the way we'd just like to tell you that we aren't really "together" anymore...
RINOA: Oh yeah? Neither are me and Cloud.
SQUALL: Rinoa...I'm so sorry for being mean to you...
RINOA: *Hugs Squall* It's okay.
NARRATOR: Back at the ball, it's about to end...
BARRET: Now that this %$*@# ball is over, let's find Cloud and the other's.
REDXIII: Okay... as long as it will stop your endless complaining...
VINCENT: Where did they head off to?
BARRET: Some #@%&* place called Balamb...
VINCENT: The garden?
BARRET: #%&#@ no!! The city or whatever...
REDXIII: Then let's hurry before it gets really dark...
NARRATOR: Back at the docks...
CLOUD: It's so.. quiet and clean here... Unli- whoa!
AERIS: Huh?
ZELL: What is it?
CLOUD: *points* Look! The portal!!
CID: %&#@! Took forever to appear!
TIFA: ....but...
CLOUD: Huh?
TIFA: H-How about if we don't want to jump in...?
AERIS: Wha?
TIFA: I like it here... and if I jump in.. I'll be leaving behind... *looks at Zell* B-but.. I don't want to abandon all of you...
CLOUD: Good point... Hey, if you want to stay then stay. None of us will have hard feelings, right?
EVERYONE: Right!!
TIFA: Thanks.. *holds Zell's hand* Is it all right if I stay?
ZELL: Of course!! You should become a SeeD!
TIFA: Nah.. I'll open a small bar in Balamb.. I used to have one in Midgar..
CLOUD: I'm jumping into the portal.. who's coming and who isn't?
BARRET: Yo! What the *&#% is going on?!
CID: We found the portal.. see?
REDXIII: Well, let's jump in!
CLOUD: Wait, I need to know who's coming and who isn't... I know Tifa isn't coming...
BARRET: I'm coming... I have to go back and fight for the planet! And I need to go back for Marlene, you know...
REXIII: I'm going back; I need to save the planet for Grandpa!
VINCENT: I shall  go back.. I need to see Hojo and settle things once and for all.
AERIS: I'm coming. I need to protect the planet.. then soon return to the Promised Land. There's still a lot I need to learn about the Ancients..
YUFFIE: *suddenly runz in all tired* Puff..... wheeze.... No.... materia.... *almost faints*
SQUALL: Can someone please explain to me what materia is?
TIFA: Materia are magic orb substances that allow you to use magic. They come from, you know, mako fountains and reactors...
RINOA: Mako...?
AERIS: Here, let me show you some Materia.. *takes out a red materia* See? This is a "summon" materia. This one happens to summon the monster "Odin".
SELPHIE: How cool!!! We have a GF called Odin!!
CLOUD: GF?
IRVINE: It stands for "Guardian Force". They're like team-mates; they battle w/ you if you summon them.
QUISTIS: But in other words, we don't have anything called "Materia". When we use magic in battle, we "draw" magic out of our opponents, then use the magic to attack them. Or else, we just use our GF's.
YUFFIE: *gasps* So I've been running around this whole place and there's NO MATERIA?!
CLOUD: That's right. Well, are you going back to the FF7 world?
YUFFIE: You got that right!!! There's materia there! I don't get the use of drawing magic from the enemy *shrugz*
CLOUD: Cid & Shera.. how about you two?
CID: I dunno... do they have rockets and planes and such ova here?
QUISTIS: Of course!
ZELL: We're not primitive, you know.
CID: Then I'm staying!!! Where's the nearest rocket base?!
RINOA: At Esthar.. it's called the "Lunar Base". Squall will drive you there if you like. *nudges Squall*
SQUALL: .... Huh?! Oh yeah, sure! We'll take the Ragnarok!
CID: Is that a plane?
SQUALL: Yeah.
CID: #%&#@! Then I'm surely staying!! Shera, u staying?
SHERA: Sure *smiles*
QUISTIS: How about you, Reno?
RENO: Hmmm... hold on a sec *grabs his cellphone* Hello? Rude! We found the portal!
RUDE: .....Do we have to jump in?!
RENO: Y'mean you don't want to?
RUDE: .....No
ELENA: (in the background) You're not making me go if you drag to the portal!!
TSENG: Same here!
RUDE: I guess you're the only one leaving, Reno.
RENO: No!! You got it all wrong!! I'm staying!! I want to stay with Quistis!!
RUDE: Yeah, and besides... once Rufus finds out we weren't able to kill Cloud or Sephiroth, he'll behead us or something.
RENO: So it's settled! We're staying!!
TSENG: Yeah!!
RENO: *hangs up* You heard my decision *smiles at Quistis*
CLOUD: *takes a deep breath* Well... is everyone ready?
TIFA: Bye everyone *hugz everyone*
CID: Tell everyone in Rocket Town I say hi!
REDXIII: Farewell *jumps into the portal*
CLOUD: ....We'll all miss you...
AERIS: Hey, we'll never forget you! *both jump into the portal*
BARRET: #%&, Cid! You finally admitted liking Shera!! And Tifa- good luck with the new bar you're gonna open *jumps in*
VINCENT: Good bye everyone... We'll take good care of the Highwind... We'll fight the planet for you... *jumps in*
YUFFIE: Materia here I come! *jumps in*
NARRATOR: Now that everyone has jumped in...
TIFA: *crying* I'm going to miss them... But I know I'll see them soon.
ZELL: *puts his arm around Tifa* I hope you won't regret this...
TIFA: *smiles weakly* I won't.
CID: So Squall... will you bring Shera & me to the Lunar Base?
SELPHIE: (outta nowhere) I'm driving!!!
SQUALL: We'll all take you...
RENO: How about me?!
QUISTIS: You have to find an apartment or house, Reno... I don't think you can live in Balamb Garden forever, and you're too old to enroll as a junior classman.
RENO: Okay... where can I find an apartment..?
QUISTIS: We'll take the Ragnarok and look for one *smile*
IRVINE: *gets on the Ragnarok* Hurry up everyone!!
NARRATOR: Everything's not quite over, yet...
SEPHIROTH: *gets up*
SEIFER: ....?
FUJIN: WHAT?!
SEPHIROTH: Cloud has left this world... I must depart then...
SEIFER: Can I come? Your world seems much better than here. I'll help you kill Cloud.
SEPHIROTH: Of course! Let's go!
RAIJIN: Wait for us, ya know!!
FUJIN: COMING!
(teleport to the FF7 world)
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EPILOGUE:.....
NARRATOR: A few months later...
(in the FF7 world...)
CLOUD: *uses Omnislash on Sephiroth & Seifer*
SEPHIROTH: .....defeated... *dies*
SEIFER: Ugh... *dies*
(ground shakes)
AERIS: The crater is caving in!!! *starts running*
(Highwind falls in)
CLOUD: Hop on!!! *hops on the Highwind*
BARRET: #%(#!! Look!! That #&$(*@ lifestream!!!
REDXIII: Look at the meteor!!
AERIS: It's going to hit the earth..!
(portal appears on the deck of the Highwind)
CLOUD: The portal...?
REDXIII: There's not much time!! Let's hop in or we'll die!
(all fall into the portal)
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, in Tifa's new '7th Heaven'...
TIFA: So what do you want, Zell?
ZELL: I'll take a coke... Gee, it's been peaceful here...
SQUALL: ...I wonder what happened to Seifer?
RINOA: And Fujin & Raijin...
(portal appears at the bar)
TIFA: *jumps up* THE PORTAL!!!
(Cloud and the other's fall in)
CLOUD: Oof!!.... Tifa?! Squall?! Everyone?!
TIFA: What happened?!
AERIS: Meteor hit the earth...
TIFA: Ohmigosh! Really?!
RINOA: Is everyone all right?!
BARRET: Yeah.. *looks up* This is your new bar? Hmmm... let's make an underground basement like the old one!
TIFA: What would we need with it? It's too peaceful here to start an AVALANCE movement...
BARRET: Because of old-times sake!! #*%#!
(rumbling sound)
AERIS: W-wha?!
TIFA: *sighs* That's Cid & Shera driving around in the Ragnarok...
CID: *hops in* #%&@#!! That's the best plane I've ever seen!!
SHERA: It's way more sophisticated than the planes in our world...
VINCENT: Speaking of our world...
YUFFIE: It got hit by meteor!!
CID: #%@#!! Really?! Well, aleast everyone is safe...
BARRET: OH, HOLY %&@#!! MARLENE!!! *goes into rage* I should've saved her!!!! %&#(*@&#% *(#&%(@#*&%(* &%(@*#&%(*#@&%(@#*&%(!!!!!
CLOUD: Barret!! It'll be allright!
YUFFIE: Yeah! Chill out!
AERIS: ....She'll be going to the Promised Land...
BARRET: #%*&@!! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT %*#@%& ANCIENTS STUFF! #$%&(@#*%(#@% *#&%(*#@&% &%*(@#&%(*# %(@*#&!!!
(portal opens up again)
TIFA: What?! It's opening up again!
(Marlene falls in)
MARLENE: Papa!!
BARRET: MARLENE!! *runs up to her and hugs her to death*
MARLENE: Papa! The... the world colappsed.. t-then I fell into this weird hole.. a-and it brought me here...
BARRET: Doesn't matter! You're safe! *hugs her to death*
RENO: *walks in w/ Quistis & the Turks* W-what?
TSENG: What's Cloud and the other's doing here?
AERIS: The portal brought us here... our world got hit by Meteor..
CLOUD: Oh, and by the way... Seifer & Sephiroth are dead..
ZELL: How about Fujin & Raijin?
REDXIII: They weren't there...
QUISTIS: But they're not here, either.
BARRET: They coulda eloped for all I care...
TIFA: I can't believe I'd actually see all of you again!
RUDE: Living here is great... no pollution *drinks some beer*
TIFA: *sigh* It's all over now... we're all together now... *smile*
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