TOP TEN REASONS GOD CREATED EVE....
10. God worried that Adam would
always be lost in the garden because
men hate to ask for directions.
9. God knew that Adam would one day
need someone to hand him the TV
remote. (Men don't want to see what's
ON television, they want to see
WHAT ELSE is on!)
8. God knew that Adam would never
buy a new fig leaf when his seat wore
out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him.
7. God knew that Adam would never
make a doctor's appointment for
himself.
6. God knew that Adam would never remember
which night was garbage night.
5. God knew that if the world was to be
populated, men would never be
able to handle childbearing.
4. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would
never remember where he put his tools.
3. The scripture account of creation
indicates Adam needed someone to
blame his troubles on when God caught
him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for
man to be alone!"
1. When God finished the creation of
Adam, He stepped back, scratched
His head and said, "I can do better than that."
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