Aww....they're like the BEST bestfriends and roommates ever! Don't you think?!? ^_^ Okey, here are their moments :
Season 1
CHANDLER AND JOEY'S APARTMENT.
(JOEY IS REHEARSING A PART; CHANDLER READS THE OTHER PART FROM A SCRIPT)
CHANDLER: "So how does
it feel knowing you're about to die?"
JOEY: "Warden, in five
minutes my pain will be over. But you'll have to live with the knowledge
that you sent an honest man to die."
CHANDLER: Hey, that was
really good!
JOEY: Thanks! Let's keep
going.
CHANDLER: Okay. "So. Whaddya
want from me, Damone, huh?"
JOEY: "I just wanna go
back to my cell. 'Cause in my cell, I can smoke."
CHANDLER: "Smoke away."
(JOEY TAKES OUT A PACKET
OF CIGARETTES AND A LIGHTER. HE FUMBLES AND DROPS THE LIGHTER.
THEN HE LIGHTS A CIGARETTE,
TAKES A DRAG AND COUGHS)
CHANDLER: I think this
is probably why Damone smokes in his cell alone.
JOEY: What?
CHANDLER: Relax your hand!
(JOEY LETS HIS WRIST GO
LIMP)
CHANDLER: Not so much!
JOEY: Whoah!
CHANDLER: Hey!
JOEY: Hey!
CHANDLER: Alright, now
try taking a puff.
(JOEY TRIES AND VISIBLY
WINCES)
CHANDLER: Alright.. okay.
No. Give it to me.
JOEY: No no no, I am not
giving you a cigarette.
CHANDLER: It's fine, it's
fine. Look, do you wanna get this part, or not? Here.
(JOEY RELUCTANTLY GIVES
HIM THE CIGARETTE)
CHANDLER: Don't think of
it as a cigarette. Think of it as the thing that's been missing from your
hand. When you're holding it, you feel right. You feel complete.
JOEY: Y'miss it?
CHANDLER: Nah, not so much.
Alright, now we smoke. (TAKES A PUFF) Oh.. my.. God. (CONTINUES TO SMOKE)
Ep. 3 ~TOW the Thumb~
JOEY: Will you pick one,
just pick one! Here, how about that one? [points to a table]
CHANDLER: That's patio
furniture!
JOEY: So what, like people
are gonna come in and think, "Uh-oh, I'm outside again?" Of course!
CHANDLER [gesturing towards
another table]: What about the birds?
JOEY: I don't know, birds
just don't say, "Hello, sit here, eat something"
CHANDLER: You pick one.
JOEY: All right, how about
the ladybugs?
CHANDLER: Oh, so, forget
about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine dining!
JOEY: Fine, you want to
get the birds, get the birds!
CHANDLER: Not like that,
I won't! [pauses] Kip would have liked the birds! [Joey turns and gives
Chandler a dirty look]
Ep. 12 ~TOW The Dozen Lasagnas~
Chandler: Hey, Kicky. What're
you doing?
Joey: Just trying to get
comfortable. I can't sleep in my underwear.
Chandler: Well, you're
gonna.
Joey: I've been thinking.
Y'know, about how I'm always seeing girls on top of girls...
Chandler: Are they end
to end, or tall like pancakes?
Joey: Y'know what I mean,
about how I'm always going out with all these women. And I always figured,
when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go
the distance, y'know? Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking...
Chandler: Hey, you're not
him. You're you. When they were all over you to go into your father's pipe-fitting
business, did you cave?
Joey: No.
Chandler: No. You decided
to go into the out-of-work actor business. Now that wasn't easy, but you
did it! And I'd like to believe that when the right woman comes along,
you will have the courage and the guts to say- 'No thanks, I'm married'.
Joey: You really think
so?
Chandler: Yeah. I really
do.
Joey: Thanks, Chandler.
[Snuggles up to him]
Chandler: Get off!
Ep. 13 ~TOW The Boobies~
Chandler: How about Joey...
Pepponi?
Joey: No, still too ethnic.
My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral.
Chandler: Joey... Switzerland?
[The waitress brings their
coffee]
Joey: Plus, y'know, I think
it should be Joe. Y'know, Joey makes me sound like I'm, I dunno, this big.
[Waitress looks at him funny] Which I'm not.
Chandler: Joe...Joe...Joe...Stalin?
Joey: Stalin...Stalin...do
I know that name? It sounds familiar.
Chandler: Well, it does
not ring a bell with me...
Joey: [Writes it down]
Joe Stalin. Y'know, that's pretty good.
Chandler: Might wanna try
Joseph.
[Joey visibly thinks 'Of
course!' and writes it down]
Joey: Joseph Stalin. I
think you'd remember that!
Chandler: Oh yes! Bye Bye
Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof.
Ep. 21 ~TOW The Fake Monica~