Their college roommates!! And now, Ross just his ex-college roommate. Coz, Chandler's roommate now is Joey ^_^ Anyway, here are the moments :
Season 1
ROSS: [on phone] Ok, bye.
[hangs up] Well, Monica's not coming, it's just gonna be me and Rachel.
CHAN: Oh. Well, hold on
camper, are you sure you've thought this thing through?
ROSS: It's laundry. The
thinking through is minimal.
CHAN: It's just you and
Rachel, just the two of you? This is a date. You're going on a date.
ROSS: Nuh-uh.
CHAN: Yuh-huh.
ROSS: So what're you saying
here? I should shave again, pick up some wine, what?
CHAN: Well, you may wanna
rethink the dirty underwear. This is basically the first time she's gonna
see your underwear--do you want it to be dirty?
ROSS: [sheepish] No.
CHAN: Oh, and uh, the fabric
softener?
ROSS: Ok, ok, now what
is wrong with my Snuggles? What, it says I'm a sensitive, warm kinda guy,
you know, like a warm, fuzzy bear. Ok, I can pick something else up on
the way.
CHAN: There you go.
Ep. 5 ~TOW the East German
Laundry Detergent~
CHANDLER: (STARING AT A
WOMAN ACROSS THE ROOM) Ross, ten o'clock.
ROSS: Is it? Feels like
two.
CHANDLER: No, ten o'clock.
ROSS: What?
CHANDLER: (SIGHS AND GESTURES
TO EXPLAIN) There's a beautiful woman at eight, nine, ten o'clock!
Ep. 6 ~TOW the Butt~
Chandler: You know, I can't
believe you. Linda is so great! Why won't you go out with her again?
Ross: I don't know.
Chandler: Is this still
about her whole 'The Flintstones could've really happened' thing?
Ross: No, it's not just
that. It's just--I want someone who... who does something for me, y'know?
Who gets my heart pounding, who... who makes me, uh... [begins to stare
lovingly at Rachel]
Chandler: ...little playthings
with yarn?
Ross: What?
Chandler: Could you want
her more?
Ross: Who?
Chandler: [sarcastically]
Dee, the sarcastic sister from Whats Happening.
Ross: Look, I am totally,
totally over her, OK, I just... [Rachel comes over, Ross lays head on table]:
Hiiii!
Ep. 9 ~TOW All The Poker~
Ross: Chandler, can I just
say something? I-I know you're still mad at me, I just wanna say that there
were two people there that night. Okay? Two sets of lips.
Chandler: Yes, well, I
expect this from her. Okay? She's always been a Freudian nightmare.
Ross: Okay, well, if she
always behaves like this, why don't you say something?
Chandler: Because it's
complicated, it's complex- Hey, you kissed my mom!
[People turn to look]
Ross: [To the rest of Central
Perk] We're rehearsing a Greek play.
Chandler: That's very funny.
We done now?
Ross: No! Okay, you mean,
you're not gonna talk to her, you're not gonna tell her how you feel?
Chandler: That would be
no. Look, just because you played tonsil tennis with my mom doesn't mean
you know her. Alright? Trust me, you can't talk to her.
Ross: Okay, 'you' can't,
or [Points to Chandler] you can't? [Chandler grabs his finger] Okay, that's
my finger. [Chandler twists it and Ross goes down on one knee] That's,
that's my knee. [To Central Perk] Still doing the play. Aaah!
Ep. 11 ~TOW Mrs. Bing~